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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 23, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  7 months ago

    Free booze and food, and possibly other opportunities, are the only reasons I attended office parties.

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    BasilBruce  7 months ago

    Without food and drinks, it ain’t a party; it’s just a group of people you want to avoid.

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Online parties are as useless as trying to stea.. er.. aquire picanic baskets online.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    Who brings the girls?

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    Kveldulf  7 months ago

    Bringing food and beer isn’t the problem. It’s having to eat the same food and drink the same beer you always eat and drink.

    As for the same girl ……….. uh, I think I’ll leave that one alone.

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    On the plus side of the Zoom party, you don’t have to call a taxi afterwards.

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    sirbadger  7 months ago

    I’m getting vaccinated today so 2 weeks from now, I’ll go someplace and have a beer.

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    baddawg1989  7 months ago

    Rat doesn’t have a drinking problem. He drinks, gets drunk and falls down. No problem.

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    Kind&Kinder  7 months ago

    “Everybody has to believe in something; I believe I’ll have another beer!” (apologies to the millions who have said that before me!)

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    ronaldspence  7 months ago

    At least at zoom parties you can mute people Rat!

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    Imagine  7 months ago

    There is plenty on the plus side for Zoom parties: beer/drinks of you choice, food of your choice, mute sound and mute mike whenever you want, no need for a designated driver, no getting caught with lipstick on the collar.

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    Procat Premium Member 7 months ago

    Just make sure you don’t have the cat or other animal filter on.

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    LiamG.P  7 months ago

    Who prioritizes beers are called rightheaded

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    Breadboard  7 months ago

    Goat tis called “BYOB” ! … Croc Power !

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    RobinHood  7 months ago

    Everybody prioritizes free booze.

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    ERBEN2  7 months ago

    ! IT ! Will a long time before there are any office parties to go for sure .

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    ILK  7 months ago

    Best office party ever? I was being transferred from Sacramento to San Antonio. A going away party was scheduled for me on Friday my last day. Thursday my boss called me and said there was a hurricane about to hit Houston and they wanted me local in case our building got hit. So I jumped on a plane and left that afternoon. I hear it was a really good party.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 7 months ago

    Ya….. but you can socialize without pants on.

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    david_42  7 months ago

    Practically every party I’ve attended the last 30 years have been BYOB and something to share.

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    Never been to an office party before.

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Zoom zoom zoom

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  7 months ago

    Rat doesn’t have to be near people, but has to bring his own refreshments. Tough choice.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 7 months ago

    BYOB: Bring your own beer

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    DCBakerEsq  7 months ago

    (Beer + Snacks) – Other People = Good Times

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    Mando  7 months ago

    Beer = The truth and no one wants to hear the truth.

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    MartyLikeIts1991  7 months ago

    Why isn’t Goat looking at Rat?

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    BYOB to my next Zoom, what a concept.

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    Snolep  7 months ago

    For my amigos from south of the border, to qualify as a party it must include dancing.

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    knight1192a  7 months ago

    And the rest of us see you for what you are, Rat. If Cab Calloway were still around he’d have to change the lyrics.

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    One other guy and I, back when we were in college, were know to our social club brothers as The Old Poops, because we were not really much for socializing in large groups. But I did not mind “free” beer (except it wasn’t free; we paid for it out of our dues)….

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    willie_mctell  7 months ago

    “Free Beer " the best band name of all.

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