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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 09, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 3 months ago

    Rat will never join Alcoholics Anonymous because he’s NOT a quitter!

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    BasilBruce  3 months ago

    Whereas Rat is more of a Believer Under Misconceptions.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Booze against the virus.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 3 months ago

    You must have standards.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    If she’s a Atheistic Trump-follower, would that make her a DRAINO?

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    Wasa Bista  3 months ago

    “Beer: It’s not just for breakfast anymore!”

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    pearlsbs  3 months ago

    Well, ethanol kills viruses. Sort of.

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    PICTO  3 months ago

    I only drink on the days of the week that end with a “Y”… you would need a doctor’s signature to be more committed than that…

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    They say the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic is the meetings…

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    everyone needs to believe in something – i believe i’ll have a beer…

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    Down, Dino, down! Heel!

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    harkherp  3 months ago

    Rat continues, that he may talk o’ gin and beer when he’s quartered safe out ’ere !

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 3 months ago

    I will have one drink for everyday of the week, everyday.

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    Best way to fry your liver? Ask Rat, about a fifth a day would do it!

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    Breadboard  3 months ago

    Rat that is why some jobs are called “Full Time” and some are “Part Time” …….. Croc Power !

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Rat must be filthy rich to be able to afford so much alcohol.

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    WMORAN1  3 months ago

    Real drinkers call New Year’s Eve and St. Pat’s “Amateur Night.”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 3 months ago

    Whereas Rat lacks a working liver…

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    MayCauseBurns  3 months ago

    I’m on the 13th step of a 12 step program!

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    wilhemenacooker  3 months ago

    alcohol can be very destructive

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    monya_43  3 months ago

    Alcohol doesn’t drown your problems, it irrigates them.

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    Egrayjames  3 months ago

    Bacon, eggs, bread, and beer! The breakfast of Champions! I have no problem having a beer before noon, not that I do that often, but some days?….Hell yeah!

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    The Old Wolf  3 months ago

    Rat:

    He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink

    He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink

    He sings the songs that remind him of the good times

    He sings the songs that remind him of the best times

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    What are these weekends of which you speak??

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    SunflowerGirl100  3 months ago

    See Amanda The Great for a shout out to Pastis by name.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Rat even drank BEFORE the pandemic

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  3 months ago

    How many livers has he ruined?

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Liquor sales are soaring and guns and ammo are flying off the shelves….talk about a gin fizz about to explode…

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    aerotica69  3 months ago

    I have an alcoholic acquaintance who calls weekend drinkers and New Years Eve celebrators “amateurs”.

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    VICTOR PROULX  3 months ago

    “I’m not advocating that everybody should drink. It just worked for me.” – Jackie Gleason

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    artheaded1  3 months ago

    “Dino” Dean Martin of the Rat Pack – That’s the connection my brain is making.

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    lalalalala  3 months ago

    Does anyone know if the comic strips on the election are out yet and where to find them?

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    Kveldulf  3 months ago

    Oh, wow! I’m a TINO! Teetotal in name only.

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    jonesbeltone  3 months ago

    But has he started Day Drinking? The sign of a committed pro.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    We in Wisconsin Never mix the grape and the grain. But we do post a designated driver outside the bar who acts like a drunk driver after everyone else is long gone. Drives Sheriff Deputies nuts.

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    Thinkingblade  3 months ago

    I had always heard that Norwegians were legendary drinkers (the Viking blood and all), but then when I started to meet some through work, they just seemed like relatively ordinary folks … until they explained, that alcohol in Norway is REALLY expensive. The sin taxes are really high, a beer can cost as much as $10 a pint in a pub. So one sees them really tie it on when they can visit “low cost” or get duty free booze. Which … through work travel, I got to see a bit of, and it was true. :-)

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    louienpat  3 months ago

    Me blacking out when I’m drunk is life’s way of telling me that what I do when I’m drinking is none of my business.

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    Ivan Araque Premium Member 3 months ago

    Channeling the Drumpf, yikes!!!

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Hey, you fight a war everyday, not just on weekends….

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    dlaemmerhirt999  3 months ago

    Anyone else give Rat a deep voice in their head? SO much funnier!!!

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    DCBakerEsq  3 months ago

    I don’t have a drinking problem. [HIC!]

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    scpandich  3 months ago

    I think Dino was quite the drinker (if by Dino you mean Dean Martin).

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    Eric S   3 months ago

    OIL see to that!

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    Chris Sherlock  3 months ago

    Liquor then beer, never fear. Beer then liquor, never sicker.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Rat is a dedicated—-and besotted—pro! Harken to his wisdom!

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