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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  9 months ago

    No such button for bad days and no need for them on good days.

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    BasilBruce  9 months ago

    I think Bill Murray would disagree with you, Rat.

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    parforden  9 months ago

    Bad days are a feature, not a bug.

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    blunebottle  9 months ago

    Can I get a reset on my life? No? Rats.

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    Concretionist  9 months ago

    See, one of the REASONS it’s a bad day is that they didn’t install the reset button.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 9 months ago

    The Reset Button takes you back to Monday.

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    TampaFanatic1  9 months ago

    Well Pig could just decide to do a morning bender or a wake and bake too re-boot the day. A lot of people stuck in their houses because of the pandemic are giving these options a try, some even when they have to go online for a Zoom office meeting as Pastis has shown us with the looks of some of the characters on the Brady Bunch meeting screens he has drawn over the past year!

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 9 months ago

    Reset requires a combination of three buttons, which is top secret.

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    Don’t press the reset button on your bed if you have memory foam! You’ll wake up as an amnesiac.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 9 months ago

    It is. Complain to the manufacturer.

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    AndreasMartin  9 months ago

    Good thing there isn’t, we’d be swimming in multiverses now.

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    Breadboard  9 months ago

    Adapt , Overcome, Survive …Croc Power !

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    Troglodyte  9 months ago

    Pig is a bed bug.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 9 months ago

    Turn it off and on again, then.

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    Gent  9 months ago

    Nothing went right all day? I thought Rat would recommend beer as a solution.

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    Imagine  9 months ago

    So what is the snooze button for then?

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    iggyman  9 months ago

    “If I could only go back” or “If I knew then what I know now” !

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    Yontrop  9 months ago

    “The sun will come up tomorrow…”

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    Purple People Eater  9 months ago

    Some would say it’s a “feature”.

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    rip_marco  9 months ago

    Just another point against the ID crowd.

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    ElVez2  9 months ago

    Please refer to the children’s book, “Benny the bear’s bad day”

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    jel354  9 months ago

    Get yourself that Staples “Easy” button.

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    Zebrastripes  9 months ago

    Poor PIG! Can’t handle life’s curves!

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    landyk  9 months ago

    Each time I’ve pressed reset, I find that I arrive back at the same spot. Maybe I’m living the most wonderful life I’ve been blessed with. Damn, how cruel.

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    Jacquie In Canada  9 months ago

    Not a design flaw and don’t call me Shirley.

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    ekw555  9 months ago

    I don’t want the old day back to try again.

    I’ll take my chances with a new day.

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    diskus Premium Member 9 months ago

    Had a friend who would just cancel the day and skip to the next

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    Ellis97  9 months ago

    If only the world had a reset button. I’ve looked into that. It’s a scientific impossibility.

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    petermerck  9 months ago

    Third panel: thank goodness there is no button to cause a bad day. And who would push it if there was?

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    JudyAz  9 months ago

    Just make sure that the button says “reset” and not “overcharge”

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    Jeffin Premium Member 9 months ago

    Just don’t push the re-doo-doo button.

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    dsom8  9 months ago

    Debbie Downer, meet Stephen Sadness.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  9 months ago

    Don’t we all wish there were a reset button?

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    rstove428 Premium Member 9 months ago

    “Intelligent Design” my ass.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Every moment holds the opportunity to choose every emotion and every response. We choose

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    eddi_tbh  9 months ago

    It is but there no place to accommodate it.

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    Alas, Pig, Time marches on, and nothing you do can stop it. No reset button, nothing.

    You must grapple with the day, Pig. Cope! Cope!

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    rogthedodge1  9 months ago

    People often wish they could go back in time and fix all their mistakes. That wouldn’t work! After making one change, you’d be on a different path, face new situations, and make all new mistakes. (Today’s Profound Thought from R the D, aka El-Rog-o. You’re welcome!)

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Don’t call me Shirley!

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    aardvark86au  9 months ago

    God is alive and well, but working on a much less ambitious project.

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