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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 06, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  10 months ago

    The other side will return the favor in 4 years, Rat.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 10 months ago

    No mercy for the loser ?

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    BasilBruce  10 months ago

    Rat’s been missing something for a long time, and it has nothing to do with anything as sane as politics.

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    Caldonia  10 months ago

    You don’t need to take a political science course to feel glad a particular politician lost. Sometimes Goat’s too priggish.

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    GROG Premium Member 10 months ago

    With the kind of nonsense going on in Washington, I’m surprised the margin of victory wasn’t more emphatic

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    artsyguy65  10 months ago

    Normally I’d think about a joke like this as “That wouldn’t be funny if it weren’t so true.” Sadly, I’m now left thinking “That’s so true it’s scary.”

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    dadoctah  10 months ago

    You know why your candidate lost? Because you didn’t put enough flags on your pickup truck!

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    AndreasMartin  10 months ago

    Oh, and another thing: don’t loose. It’s not much fun. If you can’t avoid it, negate it. Remember, you are a winner, no matter what happens. If someone claims something else, use earplugs. Loud music helps too. No need to feel bad because reality sucks, right?

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    We have a Congressman and a Senator you only see around election time, and between elections crickets!

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    Mighty Phavahg  10 months ago

    Winning. The cause of, and solution to, all our problems.

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    James Wolfenstein  10 months ago

    I thought Rat was a republican. Pig looks more like a democrat. Don’t get me wrong, they’re both idiots, so they qualify with honors for either side. Their idiotic attitude makes them different.

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    Carl Fink Premium Member 10 months ago

    If you look closely, Goat is holding that mug from the side with no handle for some reason. He also passes the mug from his left to right hoof. Conclusion: Goat’s hooves are cold and he’s using the hot tea to warm them. (I do that sometimes.)

    No, that’s not important. I’m just the sort of person who notices that stuff.

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    mjb515  10 months ago

    The people are about to get what they want, good and hard.

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    Jim2g  10 months ago

    The country is in trouble, to many Democrats

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    That’s right RAT! The losers never forget and taunt the opposition with 10 year old conspiracy theories…fake news….

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    ezekialrage777  10 months ago

    I found this to be very accurate.

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    Ellis97  10 months ago

    He just doesn’t get it.

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    Convicted Pedant  10 months ago

    Sooo…the devil went down to Georgia? Dalton, GA, maybe?

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    mail2jbl  10 months ago

    I didn’t know Rat was a Democrat. But then again, no one puts the “Rat” in “DemocRAT” like Rat does.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 10 months ago

    Panel 3 nailed it.

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    KEA  10 months ago

    Rat must be Republican

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    I can hardly wait for the history books on the current departing loose nut.

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    codak  10 months ago

    some in the media seem to go a bit over the top with taunting. . .. CNNs tapper seems to be a bit of an ass. ..

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    knight1192a  10 months ago

    Sounds exactly like most folks.

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    DCBakerEsq  10 months ago

    Finally, Heaven on Earth. All our problems solved. Happiness reigns.

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    masterchip Premium Member 10 months ago

    They called the Democrats who couldn’t accept Trumps victory snowflakes. What do we call Republicans who can’t accept Bidens? TRAITORS

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    magdala666  10 months ago

    I may be un-evolved, but after four years of abuse, I think taunting is most definitely in order.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  10 months ago

    “I’ve gone, to look for America.”

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    Daeder  10 months ago

    Rat the classic conservative.

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    Convicted Pedant  10 months ago

    Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer;Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned;The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.Or, to bring Yeats up to date:

    Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer;Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;Right-wing anarchy is loosed upon the world,The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of Democracy is drowned;The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of Trump’s crazed ranting.Lock them up; lock them all up.

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    WCraft Premium Member 10 months ago

    Rat is absolutely correct. And, after today’s events, the taunting will begin anew.

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    Rose Madder Premium Member 10 months ago

    Most of the politicians will go back to campaigning for the next election – whether they won or lost – but mostly the winners. It’s a life-long commitment.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member 10 months ago

    After today’s shameful storming of both houses of Congress, any Congressional Republicans of good conscience (are there any?) should resign from the Republican party. If they can’t bring themselves to join the Democrats, there are other parties out there. Alternatively, they could start a brand new party.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Ha!! That about sums it up.

    In fact, that sums up just about every election, yes?

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    gmu328  10 months ago

    sounds like trump … just win and taunt/bully people … don’t bother leading the country

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    how about for once we just try to get along

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    bunrabbit99  10 months ago

    rat is soooo right!

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    {READ BIO} Two Crocodiles in the bar   10 months ago

    I look at the comments and i relized how much these people really need the news to tell them everything, so it’s always HATE TRUMP, LOVE BIDEN

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    {READ BIO} Two Crocodiles in the bar   10 months ago

    then again the media puts u against each other, i’m sure democrats are nice and us trump supporters are nice.

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    eddi_tbh  10 months ago

    Rat understands modern politics perfectly.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  10 months ago

    I think we ALL miss the point of elections. (Anyone else feel like sitting in the dark room and crying? Thomas Jefferson was right to weep for our country because God is just.)

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    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    Rat’s attitude is far too common….

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    bucknsuzie  10 months ago

    I LOVE Tea-Party tears!

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    falcon_370f  10 months ago

    Democrat sweep, in the next two years the Hyde amendment will be repealed, Roe v Wade will be codified, and the Supreme Court expanded.

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    kraftjeff  10 months ago

    Feels like the last 4 years…

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  10 months ago

    Still crazy after all four years…

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    frenspz  6 months ago

    winning is my goal

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