Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 21, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 7 days ago

    Pig will take whatever he can get, but the woman won’t.

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    Gent  7 days ago

    You’re doing it wrong, Pig. You should get a room after you get a girl.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 7 days ago

    Ding, Ding!

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    BasilBruce  7 days ago

    Single or double room depends on how low her standards are.

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    B UTTONS  7 days ago

    If she can’t score with Pig into a single bed, she should offer Rat a complimentary double.

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    Wilde Bill  7 days ago

    Never mind, just give me a closet. I’ll sleep standing up.

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    Imagine  7 days ago

    First woman to hit on him in years? I am guessing first woman ever. Either that or the other cases were also complete misunderstandings. Although, Pigita probably did hit him.

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    hariseldon59  7 days ago

    Looks like Pig’s checking into the Heartbreak Hotel.

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    Caldonia  7 days ago

    Unbelievable! These two aren’t moping around in quarantine, for a change! Thanks, Pastis!

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    harkherp  7 days ago

    If she took him up on his offer, they be making bacon all night!

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    Concretionist  7 days ago

    Why yes, I do: Here’s a single in full payment for the room…

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    AndreasMartin  7 days ago

    Pigita might hit him if she hears about this.

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    TampaFanatic1  7 days ago

    Twenty years ago the girl would have also asked “Smoking?” and I would venture that Pig would say something to the effect of “Heck yes you are!” right before the front desk called security……..

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    cracker65  7 days ago

    She’s got a frying pan with his name on it.

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    iggyman  7 days ago

    A while ago at the mall, a girl selling perfume would come up to you and say “Are you married” and I said “You proposing?”!

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    iggyman  7 days ago

    Pig does not get out much!

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    nosirrom  7 days ago

    Single room or double room? Why would I need two rooms? Of course it would be suite if I had two rooms.

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    Imaginarium  7 days ago

    Nice Try Pig ! … But you are still a pig ;-) … Croc Power !

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 7 days ago

    “Stupid or non-stupid?”

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    Egrayjames  7 days ago

    I feel your pain Pig……I’ve been invisible to women for years.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  7 days ago

    I know how you feel, Pig. No woman has hit on me since high school.

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    Zebrastripes  7 days ago

    PIG is so delusional….but let him have his moment….

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member 7 days ago

    If it was an older hotel, the clerk would ask “With a bath?” Since pigs are actually very clean animals, he would jump at the chance to take a bath with her.

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    chris_o42  7 days ago

    Hope springs eternal…

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 7 days ago

    She hears that a hundred times a day.

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    C0MM0N-tater  7 days ago

    Pearls: That little bit of insanity that keeps me [somewhat] sane!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 7 days ago

    This is pretty sad…

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    Flatlander, the commentator formally known as...  7 days ago

    Grammer police here, sign should l’hôtel

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    johndifool  7 days ago

    Anyone else find it…weird…to have farm animals (esp. in today’s idiom) interacting with humans like it’s the most normal thing in the world?

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    zeexenon  7 days ago

    So, how do they kiss? Curious minds need to know.

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    Sisyphos  7 days ago

    Pig, you are not “having a moment”; you are “cruising for a bruising”!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  7 days ago

    He needs to get better at flirting. And find a better wingman than Rat.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 days ago

    Happens to me often. Saleswomen are always asking for my number.

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    The Mandalorian  7 days ago

    I wonder what would happen if they had kids? Would they have pig’s head and a person’s body?

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    gcarlson  7 days ago

    “The clerk asked if I’d like a king or a queen in my room. WHAT A COUNTRY!” – Yaakov Smirnov

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 6 days ago

    Pig should get a Facebook page, there is always pretty women from strange lands looking for friends.

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    gawkface  6 days ago

    an ode to the title of the comic

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