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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 20, 2020

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  1. BE THIS GUY Premium Member 3 months ago

    Also get some soda.

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  2. BasilBruce  3 months ago

    Did you hear about the Zen master who walked into a pizza parlor and said, “Make me one with everything?”

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  3. alaskajohn1  3 months ago

    Don’t forget the anchovies.

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  4. Gent  3 months ago

    Go for a BBQ pork pizza, Pig. They’re yumm… Oh. Sorry about that, Pig.

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  5. Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    Soppressata toppings for me .

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  6. sirbadger  3 months ago

    Maybe they could spell out Jesus and Buddha with the Pizza ingredients.

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  7. PICTO  3 months ago

    Right now Pig is celebrating the Sacrament of Cheese Stuffed Crust and committing at least two of the Seven Deadly Sins.

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  8. DamnHappyChappy  3 months ago

    Go the whole hog and get double extra cheese and make sure it is a stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese stuffing.

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  9. Caldonia  3 months ago

    Of course Goat thinks “spiritual healing” is wise. Dang, he’s boring!

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  10. Gent  3 months ago

    Pig is a true Hogger.

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  11. Bilan  3 months ago

    A pizza with chorizo sausage, pineapples and anchovies is truly a worldly experience.

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  12. B UTTONS  3 months ago

    Pi a constant factor regardless how small or how large.

    Pig is going to test his theory, pizza pie, blueberry pie, Apple pie, pumpkin pie, lemon pie …

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  13. syzygy47  3 months ago

    Rat is also very (spirit)ual.

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  14. Imagine  3 months ago

    I now make my pizzas (most of the time) on a pizza stone on the grill. Dough takes less than 5 minutes to make plus one hour rising. Ideally the dough should rest 24 hours for the perfect crust. Bake time, when the stone has reached the right temperature: 3 to 4 minutes. No other pizza can top it.

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  15. erik.vanthienen  3 months ago

    A breakaway sect from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? The Counter-Pastafarian Reformation? Pineappleism?

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  16. Kurtass Premium Member 3 months ago

    Extra cheese.

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  17. Imaginarium  3 months ago

    Indiana “Pig” and “The Lost Pizza Parlor” …. Croc Power !

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  18. jpayne4040  3 months ago

    Actually Pig, I like bacon for that.

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  19. Kind&Kinder  3 months ago

    Get a Pizza Margherita; I hear she was a healer!

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  20. LilyGilder  3 months ago

    Blessed are the cheesemakers. Make my healing pizza with double blessingsplease.

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  21. favm  3 months ago

    Beer was invented for pizza. Or was it the other way around?

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  22. nosirrom  3 months ago

    And he gets it at the Pizza San Pietro aka Forum Sancti Pizza

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  23. iggyman  3 months ago

    Go hog wild Pig and get the works!

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  24. wilhemenacooker  3 months ago

    we get pizza and don’t feel there’s anything going on – life is good

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  25. jel354  3 months ago

    Garlic knots can also help.

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  26. JackButler1  3 months ago

    Pastafarian.

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  27. Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I wish I have Pig’s faith…

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  28. Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Soul food…..M M M M M

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  29. 1953Baby  3 months ago

    Salt and fat. . .YEAH!. . .don’t forget the brownies. . .sugar!!!!

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  30. Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    To each their own. (Insert pig cannibalism joke here.)

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  31. Roblox Lover! :P  3 months ago

    i feel like Jim Davis wrote that strip

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  32. bxclent  Premium Member 3 months ago

    did that friday – it helped

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  33. Reader  3 months ago

    Pig is dedicated to cheeses.

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  34. pheets  3 months ago

    Don’t forget chocolate : )

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  35. Ignatz Premium Member 3 months ago

    Praise cheeses.

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  36. t jacobs  3 months ago

    Pig is wise beyond his beers

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  37. Michael G.  3 months ago

    He also gets his “reward” in the here and now.

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  38. dr_suess  3 months ago

    Mystic Pizza, wouldn’t it be? :D

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  39. prrdh  3 months ago

    Knowing Pig, it’s three-cheese pizza.

    Although for real *spirit*ual healing, you really need something like Glenlivet or Jack Daniels.

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  40. cosman  3 months ago

    i leave one slice covered overnight on the counter to be part of breakfast.

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  41. Troglodyte  3 months ago

    Anyway you slice that, Pig’s right!

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  42. WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    That church has an awful lot of adherents!

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  43. zeexenon  3 months ago

    Oh, bring a half-pony-keg for me.

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  44. Ralph Newbill  3 months ago

    … and a good ale. Pizza demands a good ale to go with it. The end.

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  45. john  3 months ago

    A better ale than home-brewed nut brown is inconceivable as well as unbrewable.

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  46. EllisAmirRogersArcher  3 months ago

    Pizza is the answer to everything, Goat.

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  47. dlaemmerhirt999  3 months ago

    Pig is as wise as he is precious! Pizza heals the soul.

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  48. Charlie Tuba  3 months ago

    Pizza face. Now I’m a believer.

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  49. Charlie Tuba  3 months ago

    https://youtu.be/WU93NiF12qs

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  50. Ivan Araque Premium Member 3 months ago

    Who wouldn’t?! (A Coke with that, please)

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  51. Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Pizza helps. But even that is a hassle these days. Pick up? Delivery? Hands-free? In store? Mask on between bites?

    I just wanna good pizza!

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  52. The Handsome Raspberry  3 months ago

    AMEN

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