Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 30, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Thank goodness for mountain top delivery.

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    MatthewHecht  about 2 months ago

    The Ass implies I am the dumb one in the family.

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    BasilBruce  about 2 months ago

    It’s nice to know a man can depend on his Buds.

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    It’s good to see there’s at least one hill with some wisdom.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 2 months ago

    what’d you expect from such an intelligent, yet ludicrous donkey?

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    PICTO  about 2 months ago

    24 beers in a box… 24 hours in a day… coincidence…?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Ah, the drunk ass on the hill. Now I know what clarity I can expect.

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    The problem with being very very drunk is that it only helps for a little while. On the other hand, it DOES work for that little while, and there’s maybe nothing better at the moment.

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    eromlig  about 2 months ago

    If I could save “wise” in a bottle…

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    Caldonia  about 2 months ago

    This strip is a nice change from the usual wise donkey strips. He literally talked down to everyone.

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    Sanspareil  about 2 months ago

    That wisdom is good for what ales anyone!

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Crazy wisdom.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 2 months ago

    Might as well be drunk:

    “Day after day, alone on a hill

    The ass with the foolish grin

    Is keeping perfectly still

    But nobody wants to know him

    They can see that he’s just a fool

    And he never gives an answer…."

    (apologies to Beatle Paul)

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Say, who pays for all that drinks?

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    iggyman  about 2 months ago

    So he’s drunk on his ass?

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    pacoajero  about 2 months ago

    Isn’t the wise ass on the hill Danny the Donkey’s Father?

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    jpayne4040  about 2 months ago

    Never had a drop of alcohol in my life! If I can make it to the end of this year with that intact I’ll have no doubt I can go without it for my entire life!

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    Imaginarium  about 2 months ago

    Rat looks like you have a drinking partner ! … Croc Power !

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    Geophyzz  about 2 months ago

    In #104:14-15, the Psalmist sings, “Thou dost cause grass to grow for the cattle and plants for man to cultivate that he may bring forth food from the earth and wine to gladden the heart of man …”

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    eddie6192  about 2 months ago

    I hope that wise ass recycles.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    A true role model for Rat.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I hear that’s how the Dalai Lama does it.

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    diskus Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Somehow this doesnt seem very different than usual.

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    Totalloser Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Now I know that: Fat Drunk and Stupid is a way to go in life

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I guess Pastis foiled the censors by making the Wise Ass an actual donkey.

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    Jimmyk939  about 2 months ago

    More Wiser’s than wise. (Canadians will get that)

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    johndifool  about 2 months ago

    In Budweiser Veritas.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    Don’t people drink to avoid problems? Doesn’t seem like wisdom to be.

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    Linguist  about 2 months ago

    I wished I hadn’t been sober for last light’s debates.

    After that sh*tstorm in a hailstorm, I did something I rarely do … poured myself a copious amount of scotch to wash away the bad taste in my mouth.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 months ago

    Being a drunk wise ass on the hill …..Capital Hill? HICCUP!

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Get your drunk ass off that hill.

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    Troglodyte  about 2 months ago

    The Wise Ass is a gone-case!

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    zeexenon  about 2 months ago

    Eew, this one’s a real pisser.

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    redback  about 2 months ago

    o great wise ass on the hill, and how do you hold the pee for so long after drinking all of that..

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    marilynnbyerly  about 2 months ago

    The drinkers/drunks in this cartoon should form their own AA chapter. This is not how you deal with depression. HINT: Alcohol makes it worse.

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    Thinkingblade  about 2 months ago

    As the saying goes, “In . lies truth”.

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    David_the_CAD  about 2 months ago

    Although chemically speaking alcohol is a solution, it is not the solution that you are looking for.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  about 2 months ago

    I just stop caring.

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    car2ner  about 2 months ago

    saw some interesting drinking games posted on FB right before the “debate”…if you could call it that with a straight face

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    Old Guy  about 2 months ago

    Who was it that said, “I would rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy”?

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    skipper1992  about 2 months ago

    So that was the key to enduring that horror show last night…

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    jtrevor99  about 2 months ago

    Random factoid I learned today: while they’re the same animal, usually “donkey” refers to a domesticated animal, and “ass” to an undomesticated one.

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    Erichalfbee  about 2 months ago

    WOW! It’s Rowley Birkin QC!!

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    Sisyphos  about 2 months ago

    So much for placing my trust in the Wise Ass on the Hill. Nothing but a drunken wise ass—and what a polluter, with all those empty cans at the backside of the hill….

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    christopher.w.owen  about 2 months ago

    A glass of Wiser’s sounds good about now.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 2 months ago

    You betcha!

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    Orcatime  about 1 month ago

    Am I the only one who sees Cedric the Entertainer when this guy comes up?

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