Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 20, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rat is going to have to atone for his atonement.

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    BasilBruce  4 months ago

    Rat gave up humility for Lent.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    While you’re at it, apologize for what you’re going to do the remaining 101 days.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rat has a lot to atone for. But he will still be Rat after he asks forgiveness, and he will do the same $#!+ all over again.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  4 months ago

    would Pig — being as not kosher as he is — misinterpret the Jewish holiday about a delicious fish (“yum, kipper”)

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    Little Caesar  4 months ago

    Tikhleh Shanah V’Kileloteha, Tahel Shanah U’Birkhoteha.

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    marilynnbyerly  4 months ago

    That’s next Sunday, but a good thought.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member 4 months ago

    I used to know all that Jewish holiday stuff, learned from Jewish friends ar Emory University.

    One thing I miss… the “tricorn hat” cookies that always appeared for Purim.

    The fillings were pretty wonderful, even the very basic ones with prunes and apricots. But the two fillings that I really loved were the vanilla poppy seed ones and the rosewater pistachio marzipan ones.

    I need to find a source for ready mades or follow one of the online recipes for these.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    definitely need to give that a shot with the idiot neighbors…

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    Imaginarium  4 months ago

    Rachel you will need to teach Rat a tad bit more ;-) …. Croc Power !

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    jpayne4040  4 months ago

    LOL! Rat even has problems with a fake apology.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  4 months ago

    Rat is not one for apologizing.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    Yom Kippur is like going to confession… are forgiven for all the misdeeds but then go out and commit them over and over again…..

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Am I my brother’s Kippur?”

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    First step in the New Year is repentance—getting right with God and man. Rat is still just a shaky novice at this, but let us at least give him (partial) credit for trying.

    Besides, Neighbor Bobs exist to be abused….

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    eddie6192  4 months ago

    I never realized that Rat doled out telepathic wedgies.

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    I always thought that the rhe High Holidays was where people went to temple and smoked dope.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rat’s a natural at the public official/celebrity apology.

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    syzygy47  4 months ago

    I thought it was going to lead to Rat going door to door expecting apologies

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    tripwire45  4 months ago

    Shanah Tovah Umetukah. Have a Good and Sweet Year.

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    Nyckname  4 months ago

    Did you hear that Yom Kipur is now available in a canister? It’s a toner cartridge.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Rat once again misses the forest for the trees. (Which Pig will take literally of course.)

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    DCBakerEsq  4 months ago

    Not unlike the deathbed absolution. Works wonders for us Catholics.

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    Call me Ishmael  4 months ago

    “Yon kipper hath a lean and hungry look..”

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