Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 4 years ago

    I’m worried that things may not be good as they seem.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 4 years ago

    All things must pass . Thank you , George Harrison

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    B UTTONS  about 4 years ago

    … and when Rat leaves, 99% of the potential worries reset to no worries.

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    Bilan  about 4 years ago

    40% worries about things that have happened.

    60% worries that they may be even worse than I know.

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    BasilBruce  about 4 years ago

    Bobby McFerrin has some advice for you, Pig…

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    Why isn’t he worried about whether he got the numbers right?

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    Notaspy  about 4 years ago

    “There’s only two kinds of problems in the word: the ones you CAN solve and the ones you CAN’T. There’s no point in worrying about the ones you can’t solve, and there’s no point in worrying about the ones you can!”

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    Imagine  about 4 years ago

    Life is too serious to be taken seriously.

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    Robin Harwood  about 4 years ago

    No point in worrying. Everything is going to get worse (it always does), and there’s nothing you can do about it. You’re doomed. Relax and enjoy it.

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    Kind&Kinder  about 4 years ago

    Oh, Pig. Just relax and let it just roll all over you. Worry is a steamroller, baby, guaranteed to blow your mind. Then, with mind blown, get up and have some fun. (apologies to J.T.)

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    hasani roberts  about 4 years ago

    100% worries about 2020

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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    mose allison said it best…

    ♩if life is drivin’ you to drink

    you sittin’ ‘round wonderin’ just what to think

    i got some consolation, i’ll give it to you if i might

    you know, i don’t worry ’bout a thing

    ‘cause i know nothin’s gonna be all right

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    Sisyphos  about 4 years ago

    Worry, too, about the ink spots you always get all over yourself when you write, Pig. But most of all, WORRY!

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    iggyman  about 4 years ago

    If you worry about yesterday, you are depressed, if you worry about tomorrow you are anxious , just live for today! (not mine)!

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    iggyman  about 4 years ago

    “Live for Today” Song by the Grass Roots in the 1960s!

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    Differentname  about 4 years ago

    I had one foot stuck in yesterday and the other foot stuck in tomorrow and all I managed to do was piss all over today = Texas wisdom

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    Breadboard  about 4 years ago

    Pig there are two groups of people on this beach : Those that are dead and those that will be if you stay here . Get off the beach Pig and head up the hill ! … Croc Power !

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    Qiset  about 4 years ago

    Time to read The Enchiridion.

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    everett_r0  about 4 years ago

    The way of the modern world…

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    stringer831  about 4 years ago

    “Always look at the bright side of life…..”

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    monya_43  about 4 years ago

    Pig doesn’t mention worrying about things that never happen.

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    Troglodyte  about 4 years ago

    Pig belongs to the %age of worriers that don’t worry me.

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    You worry too much, Pig. Meet me at my place about an hour before dinnertime and I’ll provide a solution to all your worries.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  about 4 years ago

    “I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.” Mark Twain

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    Kveldulf  about 4 years ago

    You have nothing to worry about ………..

    In life, there are two possibilities — you are healthy or you are sick. If you are healthy, there is nothing to worry about.

    If you are sick, there are two possibilities — you get better or you die. If you get better, there is nothing to worry about.

    If you die, there are two possibilities — you go to Heaven or you go to Hell. If you go to Heaven, there is nothing to worry about.

    And if you go to Hell, you will be so busy hanging around with your old friends, you won’t have time to worry.

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    Plumbob Wilson  about 4 years ago

    Warren Zevon said it best:

    I’ve been up all night

    Wondering what November’s gonna bring

    Worried about my country

    And I worry about everything

    And I worry when I see my subjects

    Bow down to the Worrier King

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    johndifool  about 4 years ago

    They REALLY need to fix or replace that ol’ leaky pen…

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    Reader  about 4 years ago

    Time to visit Lucy Van Pelt — the doctor is in.

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    diskus Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Im worries about this comic

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    c4racecar  about 4 years ago

    I had a friend who continued worrying about things that might have happened but didn’t.

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    Ellis97  about 4 years ago

    But if there’s something you can’t handle, you need to think about the positives in your life. You need to think about the Bare Necessities.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 4 years ago

    And we have Pig back to being depressed. To balance out Rat’s flash of wisdom from yesterday, perhaps?

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    aerotica69  about 4 years ago

    I would switch the first and third percentages, and split the difference between the second and fourth.

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    kunddog  about 4 years ago

    “what me worry "Alfred E. Neuman

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    COL Crash  about 4 years ago

    Worrying is like sitting in a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it won’t get you anywhere.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Been listening on on my conversations?

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    DondiDoo  about 4 years ago

    i never worry about being paranoid. i worry about being paranoid enough

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    KEA  about 4 years ago

    There’s a thin line between analyzing a problem and worrying about it

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    DCBakerEsq  about 4 years ago

    89% – Annoyed by morons making up stuff to complain about.

    11% – Netflix.

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    walstib Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Lucy: Or maybe you have pantophobia. Do you think you have pantophobia?

    Charlie Brown: What’s pantophobia?

    Lucy: The fear of everything!

    Charlie Brown: THAT’S IT

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    TurbosDad  about 4 years ago

    “Why worry? If you’ve done the best you can, worrying won’t make it better.” Walt Disney…

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    Grover St. Clair  about 4 years ago

    I worry about disease and I worry about the flu…if you got it from me, or I got it from you https://youtu.be/9m4s5koavmg

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    ocarol7 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “Worry is a misuse of the Imagination”. Someone much wiser than me said this. For my part, worry and I are closely acquainted-

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Mark Twain said something like: I have worried about a great number of things in my life, most of which never happened.

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    whelan_jj  about 4 years ago

    These days it seems like close to 100% of the worries are about things that will never (and cannot) happen.

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    Dave Ferro  about 4 years ago

    “It takes a worried man to sing a worried song, he might be worried now, but he won’t be worried long…”

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