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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 18, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 10 months ago

    I never realized Rat was so altruistic.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 10 months ago

    Yes Rat , you are the main pain .

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    MatthewHecht  10 months ago

    I call that yellow jackets.

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    Bilan  10 months ago

    Just what we need, a Zen Rat.

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    pearlsbs  10 months ago

    Some might call that healing? But some might call Rat a heel.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    You’re the harbinger of plagues, Rat. Healing? Haw!

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    B UTTONS  10 months ago

    Finally Rat admits reality – he’s the thorn who is the pain in the a$$ to people

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    TampaFanatic1  10 months ago

    Man that is like someone being a real **** to their neighbor and then tell them its actually a sign of affection so they can forget about who the president is or about the covid or any other horrible thing that is jamming your life up…….

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    iggyman  10 months ago

    We get the point, Rat!

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  10 months ago

    He’s a rat, after all.

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    Breadboard  10 months ago

    Another case of Rat being Rat ! … Croc Power !

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    Reader  10 months ago

    That’s like calling cutting “difficult.” Consider it axiomatic that a #$%^ (like Rat) will not feel badly for being a #$%^.

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    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    You’re a pain that potentially carries the plague, Rat!

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 10 months ago

    Acupuncture, done correctly, does not hurt.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    A real PITA!

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    josballard  10 months ago

    It’s a crappy job, but someone has to do it.

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    zerotvus  10 months ago

    or that great GM feeling?

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    Whatcouldgowrong  10 months ago

    But acupuncture doesn’t involve pain. Bee venom therapy would have been a better analogy.

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    diskus Premium Member 10 months ago

    Like a splinter, or maybe a 3 week cold. Too mild to stop you, but too annoying to forget. You found your niche rat.

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    James Deveney Premium Member 10 months ago

    That is like my being a ‘bad’ example. Someone has to be a good at it so parents can point to me and tell their children “You don’t what to be like him”.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 10 months ago

    “…distracts you from other pains”. Sort of like DarnOld Glump distracting NYCers from Guvnr Coma & Mayor De-Lousy-O!!

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    Imagine  10 months ago

    Here’s a hammer. Hit yourself on the head. You will forget me immediately.

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    The trick is “I’ll pull the tooth on a count of 3,” but pull it on 2.

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member 10 months ago

    The secret to a happy life is to avoid the Rats.

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    That was my spouse’s excuse – a pain like no other.

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    Buoy  10 months ago

    Would you like a hurts donut?

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    fix-n-fly  10 months ago

    From Major Payne – “want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off of that pain?”

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    Sherlock Watson  10 months ago

    Rat could have stopped after “I’m a pain.”

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    Markov Da Robot  10 months ago

    Some do. But I don’t. I SEE THE LIGHT.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  10 months ago

    Some would call it misdirection.

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    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    Rat is waxing philosophical these days. Must be he has plenty of time to reflect on Life and All That.

    Stick a needle in Goat and get him to become more alert….

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Especially these days !!! Lol

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    pc368dude  10 months ago

    A fairly common saying (in various forms) among clinicians: One thing about your troubles is that they take focus off of your problems.

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