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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 13, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  about 1 year ago

    Pig is going to be a hero in a Dicken’s novel.

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    Sherlock Watson  about 1 year ago

    First, the kitchen, where the food is.

    Then, the living room, where the TV is.

    Then, the bathroom, where the toilet is.

    Finally, the bedroom, where the dreams are.

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    Leojim  about 1 year ago

    My brother-in-law has problems with debtors prison. And he only needs $25 a month to keep out I’ll trouble. Too many other things like cigarettes and drugs to buy I guess.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Then Potter’s Field.

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    ChristineFoxdale  about 1 year ago

    Save me a seat on the bus to Hel|,Pig

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 1 year ago

    If it weren’t for this pandemic, I too would like to go places just like my older brother and his flight attendant wife do (good thing she went on maternity leave before the pandemic made big news; she delivered my second nephew a few days shortly after Father’s Day last month).

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    Concretionist  about 1 year ago

    And if you think there’s no debtors prison anymore, you have not been a poor black person jailed (in lieu of paying a fine, because you don’t HAVE any extra money for that) for something like “tail light inoperative”.

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    B UTTONS  about 1 year ago

    Excuse me I got to go to the bathroom, but Rat has locked himself in it again. May I use yours?

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    Kind&Kinder  about 1 year ago

    “Someday we’ll be together

    Yes we will, yes we will

    Say, someday (some sweet day) we’ll be together

    I know, I know, I know, I know…."

    —The Supremes

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    Lady loves a joke  about 1 year ago

    He’s just back from his trip yesterday, to The Family Circus, where he squashed that squealer, Dolly!

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    Breadboard  about 1 year ago

    Pig just say “NO” to the Debbie Downer pills ! … Croc Power !

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    Ellis97  about 1 year ago

    Man, even someone like Pig knows how to bring someone down.

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    Whatcouldgowrong  about 1 year ago

    Pig the existentialist. Hell is other cartoon characters. Now I get it.

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    Markov Da Robot  about 1 year ago

    Then Azkaban.

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    1953Baby  about 1 year ago

    The young women who clean our house once a month are barely squeaking by. This might be funny if it weren’t applicable to SO many people right now.

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    diskus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Up the river without a paddle

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    And finally, he’s going to get grilled.

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    johndifool  about 1 year ago

    Followed by the Soft Cushions & the Comfy Chair.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Doom and gloom! PIG! a take a pill and stop the negativity

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    Procat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Maybe someone will pardon him, then he won’t have to go to prison.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 1 year ago

    After that I’m going to need a handbasket.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 1 year ago

    At least someone knows where he’s going.

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    Bookworm  about 1 year ago

    “So long honey, babe / Where I’m bound, I can’t tell / Goodbye’s too good a word, babe / So I’ll just say fare thee well / I ain’t saying you treated me unkind / You could have done better but I don’t mind / You just kinda wasted my precious time / But don’t think twice, it’s all right.” Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right: Bob Dylan (1962)/

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    ramcharanr  about 1 year ago

    Still missing the crocs.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 1 year ago

    Next stop, the slaughter house?

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    DCBakerEsq  about 1 year ago

    Are we bringing back Debtor’s Prison?

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    Old Guy  about 1 year ago

    If you have debt, you are in a debtor’s prison.

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    marilynnbyerly  about 1 year ago

    Poorhouses and debtor prisons are only seen on ghost shows, these days, because they are as haunted as heck.

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    A billionaire’s solution whitepaper heading to Congress.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Still a great attitude.

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    Another Take  about 1 year ago

    Just take a lesson from the President – he’s declared bankruptcy lots of times and just walked away from those bills! And now he’s a billionaire. Well, it’s a claim he enjoys making but doesn’t want to prove to anyone. I guess he doesn’t like to brag.

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    robnvon Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Worst type of type neurotic to meet in a bar: a realistic pessimist.

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    tee929  about 1 year ago

    …or the butcher shop.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    “Debtors’ Prisons” no longer exist, nominally, though a bad bankruptcy or the like can have much the same result as the 19th century solution.

    Pig’s pessimism is profond….

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    sorry, those don’t exist

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