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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 06, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    You’re going to be replaced even if you don’t have kids.

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    gbars70  over 1 year ago

    He’s actually doin’ the world a solid.

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    PICTO  over 1 year ago

    Having children means you are being repeated, not replaced…

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    juncarlo  over 1 year ago

    Better for all of us, who wants to have more jerks like Rat in this world?

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Rat would be a bad role model for a baby goat.

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    DavidHenna  over 1 year ago

    Haven’t seen the gators in a while!

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    Sorry Rat, we’re all part of a passing parade!

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    Unusual for a rat not to reproduce. Female rats typically give birth to 6 to 7 litters per year, with 5 to 12 pups per litter.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Another Rat is too much for our Planet .

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    rogthedodge1  over 1 year ago

    Can’t seem to think of anything to say for this one. You’d think I’d have a pregnant comment…

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    tudza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You could replace him with a shot of espresso. That too is small and bitter.

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    SmokedLamb  over 1 year ago

    I’m in favor of adoption. I don’t have kids, but if I did, I would give them away for adoption.

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Rat must have found a barber yesterday.

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    zerotvus  over 1 year ago

    if my replacement part is my son….God help us all…….

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    rob mccallum Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I always wanted to have kids, but i could never find a woman who wanted to have any with me.

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    Breadboard  over 1 year ago

    Biological Reproduction issues with this one ! Rat you get a Tax deduction in the process :-) … Croc Power !

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    Pig111  over 1 year ago

    Who else remembers “Rat Junior” from a while back? He adopted him I think, but he left for some reason.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Ooooh RATS!

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    diskus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Gators!!!!!!

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    david_42  over 1 year ago

    Unlike my wife, I haven’tr had kids. Hers both failed to launch and there will never be any grandchildren.

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    mjb515  over 1 year ago

    The old “If I do not look at it, it is not real” mentality, which is usually associated with children.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Where did Rat get his hair cut?

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    It Rat does have kids, there will be hundreds of them.

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Biblically, I suppose it’s better to have no children than to have been destroyed and all your seed.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I choose not to breed. I don’t want my offspring having to suffer in this cruel, cruel world

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    Who’s going to take care of you Rat in your old age? For a number if reasons don’t bet on robots. Then again I doubt any kids Rat has will want to care for him anyway.t has

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    I always told my kids to play whatever sport they wanted to ( if they chose to play a sport ), to follow any career path the desired ( if they wanted a career ), read whatever they liked, to believe in whatever religion they found their faith in, the to support any political party they felt would govern best and most of all be honest with themselves and others_, be comfortable in their own skins and sexualities and remember that they were not an extension of my own ego. They were individuals who could think for themselves and were responsible for their own actions and choices. But I would love and be supportive of them – no matter what!

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    StevePappas  over 1 year ago

    An I reading Pearls Before Swine or The Wizard of Id?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 1 year ago

    I never quite looked at it that way. Instead, I’ve always figured that the best thing I ever did for my kids was to not have them. These days I’m sure of it…

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    the lost wizard  over 1 year ago

    You’re here for your offspring to blame for how they turned out.

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    No kidding, eh Rat?

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Rat has Attitude. In this case, I’m inclined to sympathize with him….

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    BWR  over 1 year ago

    I never wanted kids of my own. Poor little buggers might look like me.

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    GaleemCrusher  over 1 year ago

    Aren’t children supposed to bring parents closer?

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