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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 30, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Pig is going to end up doing time for following Rat’s advice.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 1 year ago

    Advice from a pigeon?

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    New substitute to twitter . . . when someone is rude or mean, be like a bird – go high and poop on their head.

    Hint – ingest some docusate or magnesium citrate before you seek to get above those rude folks.

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    juncarlo  over 1 year ago

    Something similar a teacher told us about organization charts and chicken coops. The hens above shit the hens below.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Why? Because you’re an acceptable target!

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  over 1 year ago

    Why? Because We Love You! M I C K E Y MOUSE From back before Annette was a teenager.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Rat had to say “drop things” instead of $#!^ to keep the comic censor happy.

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    iggyman  over 1 year ago

    It does roll downhill!

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    LilyGilder  over 1 year ago

    Aha, now I understand what “Take the high road” means too!

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    Rat’s droppings are always disgusting! :D

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    dcmotrl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    R U suggesting that is what Michelle Obama meant by going high?

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    eddie6192  over 1 year ago

    Rat would make a good bombardier.

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    wrd2255  over 1 year ago

    When they go low, we go high…enough to drop a brick on them.

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    Breadboard  over 1 year ago

    Rat that works as long as the world is not turned upside down ;-) … Croc Power !

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    Mostroatomico  over 1 year ago

    Who needs Dale Carnegie when you’ve got Rat??

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Boy, Mickey Mouse sure wouldn’t wanna meet this rat.

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    garcoa  over 1 year ago

    An interesting perspective.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    RAT gets the true meaning wrong and twists it to his convenience….AGAIN!

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    trkeller99  over 1 year ago

    Just noticed for the first time that Rat is a lefty.

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    RaZaP  over 1 year ago

    It certainly seems as if Rat is not taking the high road!

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Well he passed the AT&T Mid-Manager final I had to take in the ’70s.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    At least be six feet above that.

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    asrialfeeple  over 1 year ago

    That’s actually good advice.

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    Concretionist  over 1 year ago

    Has it ever occurred to you that when people look down their noses at you, you can look up their noses? Perhaps that’s why nose-hair trimmers seem to be sold mostly to folks who do tend to look down at you…

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    I think Acme is having a Clearance Sale on anvils….

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    Warhaft  over 1 year ago

    This is why Rat rules.

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    mikeywilly  over 1 year ago

    Rat’s space force

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    GaleemCrusher  over 1 year ago

    Unless you’re a coyote, then you’re pretty much screwed no matter what.

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