Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 23, 2020


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    gansharma  4 months ago

    So Rat is no longer working at the coffee shop.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  4 months ago

    Instagrim is how he can afford to quit the coffee shop

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    gocomics  4 months ago

    My app idea is a write-only version of twitter. You post it, no one reads it, everyone’s happy.

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    Sherlock Watson  4 months ago

    FaceShnook: You post your pics and opinions, and everyone tells you what a loser you are for doing it. Instead of thumbs-up or -down, the only rating you get is a middle finger.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    And for everything else, you got Instagrime.

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    Insta-grimm is where the Thing posts his photos.

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    gopher gofer  4 months ago

    and when you check out instagrim you instagrimace…

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    Twinger: where every post makes you twinge

    AKA @realDonaldTrump

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    dwane.scoty1  4 months ago

    “…….for your Insta-Migraine, try…”

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    MayCauseBurns  4 months ago

    FaceSlap! For when reality hits you hard.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 4 months ago

    How about an app that limits your time on social media? We can call it ‘QUITTER’.

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    Imaginarium  4 months ago

    Rat that cubicle looks like a jail cell ! … Croc Power !

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    jal333  4 months ago

    Beginning monday I am going to limit my social media to one 30 minute block per day..that’s it, FB/Twitter/Reddit. It is going to make me happier. Bots are in control.

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    zenguyuno  4 months ago

    I think this would be popular!

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    An idle mind is RATS workshop….

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    I was going to create an anti-social media. Problem is:no one would sign up.

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    diskus Premium Member 4 months ago

    You know I think instagrim would actually be a big hit

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  4 months ago

    But how is he gonna get people to buy it?

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    codedaddy  4 months ago

    Post it on Fakebook.

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Pastis should be on Insta-groan!

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    asmbeers  4 months ago

    You know… this could be a real and popular app.

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    Call me Ishmael  4 months ago

    The rat is a many-faceted gem / a guy who trifles not – no haw, no hem / he sees with perfect clarity / he detects the least disparity / and the optimists know that he ain’t one of them !

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    Call me Ishmael  4 months ago

    The Goat is an affable soul/ who suffers no need to control/ he places reliance/ on Reason, and Science/ and is doomed to end up in a hole..

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    Call me Ishmael  4 months ago

    The Goat and the Rat two sides/ of Stephan, who also derides/ his own self the most / He’s our genial host/ in this cheerfully mirrored hall..

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    asrialfeeple  4 months ago

    “If you wanna be real about things … InstaGrim!”

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    Aah, the good old days.

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    hitek1st  4 months ago

    Could have saved newspapers millions of gallons of ink if you’d used the proper word ‘WHY’.

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    The Pabster  4 months ago

    rat should go back to the coffee shop. his customer service was superb.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    Rat is looking grim in the photo because it just dawned on him that he’s a president that’s working behind a desk in a coffee shop.

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    magdala666  4 months ago

    “Instagrim”—I love it! :-D

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Maybe we do need something like for the real world. That’s why it won’t make him money.

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    That pun belongs on insta‍groan!

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    Rat  4 months ago

    The real reason we’re in Quarinitne is to binge watch Criminal Minds.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    I know you won’t like hearing me say this, Rat, but Instagrim sounds like fun! Me want!

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    Warhaft  4 months ago

    I like it.

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    rogthedodge1  4 months ago

    There’s a picture by Paul Klee called “Twittering Machine”, but I can’t figure out what it has to do with DJT.

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