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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 05, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 7 months ago

    What responsibilities does Pig have?

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    B UTTONS  7 months ago

    Happiness IS

    A pig-in-a-blanket.

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    Sherlock Watson  7 months ago

    So that’s what it’s like to be in Hog Heaven.

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    Yontrop  7 months ago

    I had to get up early this morning to take out the garbage. Not much other advantage. GoComics hadn’t even put up today’s comic yet.

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    Gary Fabian  7 months ago

    Pluzzez win…zzzzzzzzzzz

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    hariseldon59  7 months ago

    Pig in a blanket.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 7 months ago

    One plus he forgot – you get to go to the bathroom.

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    Concretionist  7 months ago

    + Bed stays nice and dry

    + Breakfast!

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    Wilde Bill  7 months ago

    Pluses: The cats will stop clawing at my face after I feed them. I think that’s about it.

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    Pig missed a minus that comes after that last one, You get blamed for things you’re not responsible for.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  7 months ago

    another minus or two would be not being able to get nourishment or even a trip to the toilet… he’ll have to get out of bed sooner or later (hopefully not a LONG “later”)

    (nice to see y’all seeing my comments again)

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    javiercopi  7 months ago

    The voice of a generation

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Hey, at least he woke up , right?!!! OK, maybe NOT SO MUCH these days….

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    kaylowe  7 months ago

    OK, Pig..you talked me into it..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    everett_r0  7 months ago

    If it were only that simple…

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    synp  7 months ago

    Cheese!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 7 months ago

    I wish I could go back to sleep like that.

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    Imaginarium  7 months ago

    Everybody does that last panel from time to time ;-) … Croc Power !

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    dlkrueger33  7 months ago

    Plusses: Toilet, TV, Treats.

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    Caldonia  7 months ago

    Pig is officially clinically depressed.

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    Reader  7 months ago

    Sleeping and breathing — the 2 activities that must be interrupted to be enjoyed.

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Yeah! Me too! Zzzzzzzzzzzz

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    KeithRoman  7 months ago

    Pig doesn’t even have the added incentive of BACON for breakfast to get him out of bed, either. . . .

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    tripwire45  7 months ago

    My granddaughter peeled me out of bed this morning to play with her. I’d consider that a plus.

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    Ermine Notyours  7 months ago

    Got up early for the first day of state parks opening. Checked the forecast to find the weather is worse than yesterday’s forecast.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  7 months ago

    Pig has a lot on his mind.

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    ckeller  7 months ago

    I NEED to have this strip on a coffee cup. Unfortunately, looks like all I can buy from here are prints.

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    Yorkgirl41 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Oooooh, I know that feeling! Zzzzz

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    My thoughts exactly, whatever needs to be done can wait till mañana.

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    pchemcat  7 months ago

    I’m with you, Pig.

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    marilynnbyerly  7 months ago

    I had insomnia last night so I’m with you, Pig. Every morning, I trade wellness checks via email with an elderly cousin so I can’t really sleep in. This morning, I cut on my computer, replied to her email, then went back to bed for an hour. Didn’t go back to sleep, but it was a pleasantly lazy thing to do.

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    knight1192a  7 months ago

    Plusses

    BREAKFAST NOT MADE BY RAT

    Able to have Breakfast period

    LUNCH NOT MADE BY RAT

    Able to have Lunch period

    SUPPER NOT MADE BY RAT

    Able to have Supper period

    Able to use the bathroom

    Don’t have to sleep in a wet bed

    Box ‘o Happiness outdoors

    Don’t have to worry about nightmares ruining a good sleep

    No TV in bedroom so can watch TV if get out of bed

    Don’t have to put up with Rat dancing all over bed as I sleep

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    Personally, the plusses outweigh the minuses when their food not being made by Rat. Especially as he would need someone to bring him his meals in bed and RAT WON’T DO IT!

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    NWdryad  7 months ago

    That is me every morning of my life.

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    thelost wizard  7 months ago

    Let me lay here for another hour and think it over.

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    JuJuSmith  7 months ago

    he looks cumfy

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    Cornelius Noodleman  7 months ago

    …Mom telling me to do my chores…

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    jal333  7 months ago

    He makes me happy.

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    You’re absolutely right, Pig. —Just remember to turn off your phone, or take it off the hook (depending on your state of technology), because it is guaranteed otherwise to ring repeatedly while you try to sleep!

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    kipeticolas  7 months ago

    It could be possible to see Pig as an embodiment of a part of us that should be embraced like all the other zen things. Oh right the crocs. Don’t nag at Pig.. give him a little hug .

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