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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 07, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    Pig isn’t practicing social distancing.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 1 year ago

    Wait ‘til Rat finds out that going to a bar isn’t considered an essential trip.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Glad it works for you, Rat! And in most countries, beer sales are considered essential. (Good thing you don’t live in South Africa).

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    Algolei I  over 1 year ago

    All my life has been practice for this pandemic. Who knew?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pretty much true. He can just sit at home and drink, which apart from drinking in a bar or a restaurant is all Rat wants.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    The Coronavirus has now made phrases like “Get off my lawn!” socially acceptable.

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    Yontrop  over 1 year ago

    He forgot to say, “wash your hands”.

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Rat stole Pig’s Stay-cation plans during the Presidential election.

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Mine too.

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    What about the beer, Rat?!!

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    zerotvus  over 1 year ago

    I still say they are bars. Wonder what he did?

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    Acworthless  over 1 year ago

    Rat practices anti-social distancing.

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    Breadboard  over 1 year ago

    So Stephan life has not changed for you ;-) … Croc Power !

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    rmercer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Please turn the paper so that the stripes are horizontal!!

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    ajr58  over 1 year ago

    Looks like he is drawing on a yellow legal pad. You can take the boy out of the legal profession, but you can’t take the legal profession out of the boy.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Juan Ramón Jiménez says, “If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.”

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    I’m with Rat. …philosophically that is.

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    Ksandler4570  over 1 year ago

    Let me know when this series is over and When Stephan is home from South America.

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    Michael G.  over 1 year ago

    We’re in Misanthropes’ Heaven!

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Too bad I still gotta go to work, which oddly enough, is in a store.

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    aerotica69  over 1 year ago

    I was social distancing before it became a fad.

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    Snoots  over 1 year ago

    Pig would have been better keeping a safe distance from Rat even before COVID.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Welcome to the world of Curmudgeonry

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    dadlivonia  over 1 year ago

    No mention of beer?

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    marilynnbyerly  over 1 year ago

    Nerds and introverts rule!

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    Loopy Frogger Premium Member over 1 year ago

    HEY… Thats my Line….

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    asrialfeeple  over 1 year ago

    I prefer physical distancing. We need to come together socially to improve society so we can emerge stronger.

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    bookworm0812  over 1 year ago

    It took me a whole day to figure out why there were vertical lines going thru his comic. Now I get it. Drawing on notebook paper.

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    DoktorScheisskopf  over 1 year ago

    Rat is channeling Larry David…

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Me too, 20th retirement anniversary in November. And the fools said name your price to come back to help with a couple of my projects.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 1 year ago

    Let’s be honest, social distancing from a few certain people has been nice.

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    pchemcat  over 1 year ago

    Mine also Rat.

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    jdsven  over 1 year ago

    I was social distancing back when it was," hey, what’s with that weird kid in the corner."

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Of course. Rat was born for Pandemic. Heck, Rat is a walking, talking pandemic all by himself!

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    MoHamHeadObozo  over 1 year ago

    Getting so tired of rat. Only characters worth a damn are the Crocs. Been visiting this strip almost daily for 3-4 years, but am just about outta here. Opus 219

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    mikeywilly  over 1 year ago

    Rat and pig need to observe social distancing. How wide can you m and your strip?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wait a minute…something is different about the artwork…Rat’s nose is smaller?

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    lordhoff  over 1 year ago

    Why does the artwork seem so much better? :)

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