Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 27, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That was a short ride on the wagon.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  about 1 year ago

    RAT’S IN PAIN! Let’s help him.

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    Corwin Haught Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”— Homer Simpson

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Never thought I would hear Rat say that about beer. But now he seems to have a vodka…?

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    Sherlock Watson  about 1 year ago

    I thought Rat was going to say that hard liquor was the answer to life’s problems.

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    Orcatime  about 1 year ago

    Rat really is depressed.

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    dwane.scoty1  about 1 year ago

    Refunds? BOGO would be just fine, TYVM!!

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    Sanspareil  about 1 year ago

    Remember Mario Lanza said “Drink to salute your sweetheart”

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    gopher gofer  about 1 year ago

    i always used to drink to forget all the dumb things i did when i drank…

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    Breadboard  about 1 year ago

    Rat that is why you have a shot with your Beer . Try Bourbon ! … Croc Power !

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    asrialfeeple  about 1 year ago

    Let’s not learn anything from this.

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    jel354  about 1 year ago

    A rare moment of insight from rat.

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    monya_43  about 1 year ago

    Drinking doesn’t drown your sorrows it just irrigates them. Someone important said that but I can’t remember who it was.

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    Reader  about 1 year ago

    There was a Calvin and Hobbes where Hobbes was asking why Calvin hadn’t learned a lesson from something (I don’t remember what), and Calvin responded to the effect that he takes the narrowest application possible away from a negative experience.

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    Rat needs to forget his woes….hiccup

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    Linguist  about 1 year ago

    “Man cannot live by beer and bread alone … he must have peanut butter!”

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  about 1 year ago

    I don’t drink.

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    JoleneLoreno  about 1 year ago

    There was that time last year when Rat suddenly stopped drinking and it was weird. Rat and beer go together.

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    redback  about 1 year ago

    does today’s translate: I was not able to go outside to buy booze?

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    Tallguy  about 1 year ago

    This day is clearly a turning point for Pearls. Oh, wait…

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    Obi-Haiv  about 1 year ago

    Most magic shows I’ve been to have a two drink minimum.

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    Troglodyte  about 1 year ago

    Now yer talkin’, Rat! Bottoms up!!

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    jonesbeltone  about 1 year ago

    I’ll drink to that.

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    It helps many Wisconsinites to remain permanently serenely oblivious. This boy in the ’50s, on a day of hunting with pop and his pal, the lunch hours were passed by going from boondocks bar to boondocks bar and, somehow, the ugly sloppy drunk lady beat us each time.

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    Drummer54  about 1 year ago

    Beer, the cause of and solution to most of life’s problems – Homer Simpson

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s all done with mirrors.

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    ocarol7 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Here in Idaho as well as many other places, Liquor Stores are considered Essential and therefore are remaining open during the CORVID-19 shutdown. In Colorado the Governor initially included liquor stores and recreational pot dispensaries in the closings but the astronomically long lines that formed made him change his mind and let them remain open as well. We all need what we need to make it through…… Stay safe everyone-

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    Bilan  about 1 year ago

    I remember when comics used to be for children.

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    TarchonEtruscan  about 1 year ago

    Hum, where did my comment about a 10-year sabbatical leave go?

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    Homage to Homer by Goat in panel 2. Rat is really depressed if even beer won’t help. —Except that it will….

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Rat has a rare moment of insight! Drinking doesn’t make problems go away, it just delays you confronting them. And tends to add to them in the meantime.

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