Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 26, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 8 days ago

    Nate is going to have a hard time getting that thing out.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  8 days ago


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    Leojim  8 days ago

    Kind of like indecent…….. now is that one word or two?

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    Sherlock Watson  8 days ago

    Next word: Asinine.

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    Concretionist  8 days ago

    Aha! A-corny joke!

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    DeeCee1  8 days ago

    Well all I can say, is it’s a good thing he wasn’t asked to define the word “indefinitely”. Comic censors would be out in force. With billy clubs.

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    sirbadger  8 days ago

    How does he know that the acorn is still in Nate?

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    tudza Premium Member 8 days ago

    A bomb in a bull. No bull.

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    Kind&Kinder  8 days ago

    We always knew Nate had it in him, and we were glad when he kept it that way. Phew!

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    Sanspareil  8 days ago

    It’s good he wasn’t asked about Uranus!

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    Gent  8 days ago

    I’d better get away before Pig explains the next word – inmate.

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    Sisyphos  8 days ago

    Please, please! Somebody buy Pig a good dictionary. Then, sit him down and make him read it at least 15 minutes every day!

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    Troglodyte  8 days ago

    Pig has an in Nate ability!

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    comics001  8 days ago

    Ok, yesterday Nate looked as if he had swallowed an acorn.

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    gopher gofer  8 days ago

    and ‘acorn’ is one corn…?

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    rshive  8 days ago

    Truly spoken, Pig.

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    mjb515  8 days ago

    Your chowderheadedness?

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    EcurbYkspohs  8 days ago

    Pig nice try but wrong answer …. no Quiz points :-( … Croc Power !

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  8 days ago

    I wonder how he’s gonna get it out.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 8 days ago

    I was once challenged to use the word “dispenser” in a sentence. I quickly replied, "Susan Silverman and Hawk get angry whenever they hear anybody dis Spenser!’

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    Achtung  8 days ago

    Pig is about on par with most Texans

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    Reader  8 days ago

    Leaves it be and it will turn into a log soon enough.

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    J Quest  8 days ago

    Now try urinate…

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    Zebrastripes  8 days ago

    Poor PIG! Did he ever open a dictionary?

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    GaryMann  8 days ago

    A joke I read as a child, which scandalized me…

    Dad, is “Rotterdam” a bad word?

    No, son. Why do you ask?

    Because my teacher has poison ivy, and I hope it’ll Rotterdam arm off.

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    LKrueger41  8 days ago

    Must be the first question on Pig’s quiz. No ink smudges on his face yet.

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    The Fly Hunter  8 days ago

    Nate always was a squirelly character!

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    JimHoffman  8 days ago

    Sigh. Another phoned-in, no effort strip. Maybe it’s time to hang it up, if too busy with other projects?

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    snookdog69  8 days ago

    My dog swallowed a 1,100 acorn

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    gregaw Premium Member 8 days ago

    sounds closer to what you’d find in a redneck dictionary

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    KEA  8 days ago

    um, that isn’t a definition

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    BiathlonNut  8 days ago

    I’ll pass. Have fun everybody.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 8 days ago

    Better Nate than lever.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 8 days ago

    I used to have a sweater with 9 buttons but I lost one .Now I can only fascinate.

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    zeexenon  7 days ago

    Well, you do have to chew them thoroughly, even with squirrel competition.

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    FRISCOLA  7 days ago

    Give it time

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 7 days ago

    Using it in a sentence isn’t the same as defining the word.

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    Phydeux  7 days ago

    This strip was doe innate minutes.

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    EdLaufer  7 days ago

    Pig should take lessons from Skylar of “Shoe” comic strip

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    alexius23  7 days ago

    Oh, nuts

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    jonnytest  7 days ago

    I perceive that Stephan did not do well on the SAT vocabulary section back in the day. Tsk.

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    Another Take  7 days ago

    I think Rat should be punching Pastis for that one.

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    TarchonEtruscan  7 days ago

    I think you are in desperate need of a 10-year sabbatical break from cartooning.

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    Call me Ishmael  7 days ago

    He finds that it simply won’t pass/ and, at first, it’s just giving him gas/ but the problem grows serious/ and he’s damn near delirious/ when an oak tree grows out of his ass…

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    dcy665  7 days ago

    Some time before the next century it would nice if the artist could remember that comics are funny. Like Crocs are. Dude, anti-depressants can be helpful.

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  6 days ago

    If ‘Pasty’ was my lawyer the insanity plea would sail right through.

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