Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 17, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    But you made an impression on yourself.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I like Pig’s day best.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 2 years ago

    You could still be useful, Pig; Larry might be taking a course in sweet & sour pork.

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    B UTTONS  over 2 years ago

    It takes a lot of effort for Pig to be the best pig-in-a-blanket without ruining the curing of the bacon.

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    Would have been funnier if Pig’s life coach were the other Larry.

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    retrocool  over 2 years ago

    have you heard about the corduroy pillows ? they’re really making headlines !

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Larry has trouble sleeping. Pig, you could be his sleep coach.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m envious. I would sleep so much if given the opportunity. Sadly, my cats disagree.

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    Martin I  over 2 years ago

    I’d rather hang with Pig

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    being productive is way over-rated…

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    rekam Premium Member over 2 years ago

    So nice to be retired.

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    Breadboard  over 2 years ago

    If he is a coach where is his whistle ? … Croc Power !

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    Need coffee  over 2 years ago

    Coach Larry should view this as his greatest professional opportunity.

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    SNVBD  over 2 years ago

    I have children. So I get up at 6:45, just barely have enough time get them ready for school where I drop them off at 8:40 at the sound of the bell, and then commute for 75 minutes to arrive at the office at 10:00… not much time left for ten miles runs… best I can do is a 10 minute walk to the sandwich shop at noon.

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    dlkrueger33  over 2 years ago

    Before I retired, my daughter and I would get up at 4:30am, be skating by 5:30am, back home by 7 to get ready for school and work. It was the only time to practice that fit into our lives. We went to bed between 8-9pm…. (Now that I am retired, I get up at 5am-6am. Feels like sleeping-in. LOL).

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    EdMeiller Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Life coach Larry can take a flying leap.

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    monya_43  over 2 years ago

    It’s for sure that Pig’s life is better not being coached by Larry. Pig doesn’t worry about stress.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Well I’m impressed you lived through the day without being made into Oscar Mayer bacon.

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    walstib  over 2 years ago

    I’ve had the same life coach for 37 years, but she must not be very effective – I don’t understand why I’m not perfect by now.

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    V45mikky Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Need a softer pillow.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    PIG is hopelessly lazy, methinks!

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    I’m not sure Life needs a coach, but it would be nice if it came with an instruction manual… and a dress rehearsal.

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I have no mouth and I must natter.

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    My life coaches just leave whenever I get a job.

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    Bookworm  over 2 years ago

    At my age, a life coach would just bench me.

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    ksu71  over 2 years ago

    Pig should introduce him to Peggy Bundy.

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    codedaddy  over 2 years ago

    Larry’s idea of a productive day (running and taking cooking classes) suggests that it is he who could use some coaching.

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    Blot  over 2 years ago

    Speaking of"other" Larry…..where’s the crocs? n Best characters in the whole “Menagerie!”

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    “Life Coach?” Way easier than all those years to become a Psychiatrist.

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    marilynnbyerly  over 2 years ago

    I’m impressed, Pig. That’s some professional snoozing there.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 2 years ago

    larry and jeff the cyclist are married, ya kno…

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    That’s okay, Life Coach Larry doesn’t impress.

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    cheap_day_return  over 2 years ago

    After I finished breakfast, all I could thing of was doing curls. Curling up in bed!

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Don’t fret, Pig. You did good. Getting enough sleep is important. Life Coach Larry, a.k.a. Larry the Blowhard Braggart, does not impress me at all….

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    willie_mctell  over 2 years ago

    He’s just envious.

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    jbruins84341  over 2 years ago

    If Life Coach Larry doesn’t have a mouth, how is he going to enjoy the cooking class?

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    Future Reuben Recipient  over 2 years ago

    My life coach has his own life coach. Is that a bad sign?

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    Darth Revan II  11 months ago

    Is it possible to learn this power?

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