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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 16, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 3 months ago

    Best argument against getting a smart phone.

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    B UTTONS  3 months ago

    Not so bad as taking a pocket photo.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 3 months ago

    Was this a selfie schtick?

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    I was being led to my table in a restaurant that had a very clear large mirror, set so I seemed to see an older guy who was getting bald and fat walking toward me. Imagine my horror to realize who it really was.

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    United Geekdom  3 months ago

    That’d deter people from instagram and the like!

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    cdgar  3 months ago

    Great!

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    sirlaughsalot23  3 months ago

    i went to my 50th high school reunion, expecting to see my old classmates, but all I saw was a lot of old people.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    reality…..

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    EcurbYkspohs  3 months ago

    Those of us that shave the beard every day see that same mug shot in the mirror every day ! … Croc Power !

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    beegwoop  3 months ago

    the question really should be, why was his camera on?

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    Geophyzz  3 months ago

    Stop me if you’ve heard this before: My daughter stayed with my parents for one semester of university. She relates that some mornings she would hear her grandmother scream. Running to the bathroom, she would hear, “Sorry dear, I looked in the mirror and frightened myself.” True story.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 3 months ago

    “I do NOT look like that!”

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    grafdog  3 months ago

    This seriously happens. Or you accidentally open facetime, and then scramble to quit it before the window populates…

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    suv2000  3 months ago

    Not everyone can be as good looking as me

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    YippiKiAyMofo  3 months ago

    I keep a hairbrush in my truck. Apparently some old dude keeps breaking in and using it.

    How else would all that gray hair keep getting in there?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sad truth.

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    Somehow I don’t think Count Dracula has this problem.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  3 months ago

    It blinds me sometimes.

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    KEA  3 months ago

    This is why I don’t FaceTime with people.

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    DeeCee1  3 months ago

    Whenever I do that, I look up to make sure no one else saw that face.

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    strikklybizness  3 months ago

    The biggest problem when this happens, is that it catches you without your “public” face on – you know, the face you turn on when you’re actually prepared for people to be looking at you? – instead you get the “relaxed” face with all its sagginess…

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    Tentoes  3 months ago

    “Who do you see in this mirror?” “Me.” “Oh, thank goodness! I thought it was me!”

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    codedaddy  3 months ago

    We could skip the first two panels without loss.

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    marilynnbyerly  3 months ago

    And that’s why I don’t wear my glasses around mirrors.

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    DCBakerEsq  3 months ago

    This is precisely why I avoid selfies.

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    They have transmissions?

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    Sue G  3 months ago

    There’s this fat, old lady in my bathroom, and she won’t leave, even though I keep threatening to call the police.

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    gbars70  3 months ago

    Some telling moment of self discovery pop up recently… Stephan?

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  3 months ago

    Yup, happened to me once…scared the camera so bad that it stopped working!

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    I recognize myself, but I refuse to yield the floor to that old fool.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Don’t do “selfies” with a smart phone: don’t even have a cell phone! But I do have a mirror. And, yes, it’s scary!

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    tinstar  3 months ago

    I was going to file a report on a stalker, because every time I went to the rest room, some old guy was looking at me from the mirror, and it hit me…. oh, yeah..

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    I find it best, for the sake of my heart and blood-pressure (and self esteem), to avoid mirrors.

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    ChristopherHeckman  3 months ago

    I’m guessing that Stephen had writer’s block until he accidentally took a picture of his face.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ha ha ha ha ha….

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