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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 03, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 3 months ago

    And Pig didn’t have to climb a mountain to talk to wiseman to figure this out.

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    Kveldulf  3 months ago

    If it’s good enough for Pig, it’s good enough for me.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Since you’ve ensured that you’re fit to be consumed, your fitness goals are achieved!

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    dbuvens  3 months ago

    One of the best advices ever. “Be happy”

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    Orcatime  3 months ago

    In the words of Capt. Sparrow, “I like it! It’s simple, easy to remember!”

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    Alien-X  3 months ago

    Lowered expectations: the solution to everything.

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    You go, Pig!

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    EcurbYkspohs  3 months ago

    That was for your mind what about your body Pig ? … Croc Power !

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    Robin Harwood  3 months ago

    Wrong! Wrong! WRONG!!!

    You must get up at 5, and go for a five mile run or a fifteen mile ride.

    Then a kale smoothie for breakfast.

    Then down to the gym for weight training.

    That’s just for starters.

    Remember, happiness is overrated.

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    That’s only fitting for Pig. I’m sure he’ll do a successful repeat in 2020.

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    jpayne4040  3 months ago

    Way to go, Pig! You’re an inspiration to so many others! (-:

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    My last resolution for this year was to not procrastinate and break all my resolutions as quickly as possible so that I didn’t have to worry about breaking my resolutions.

    SUCCESS!!

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  3 months ago

    Nice goals.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    Just roll with the punches, it’s easier that way….

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    jtt  3 months ago

    Ah, the gentle wisdom of Pig. Somehow, Pig, I don’t think the progressives are going to let you get away with that. Gotta progress, dontcha know? At all costs, baby.

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    grocks  3 months ago

    So simple …

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    bigplayray  3 months ago

    I used to think that way. Your’re going to die anyway, might as well enjoy yourself. Then my daughter had a baby boy and all that changed!

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Pig’s got it down !!!!! lol

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    Rog22  3 months ago

    And another magic reversing cup. ;)

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    zeexenon  3 months ago

    Don’t worry, be happy. Would you like ganja mon? Everyting is irie. (We Wisconsin residents are warned daily by the state not to bring back marijuana from Illinois.)

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    DCBakerEsq  3 months ago

    Drink more beer. DONE

    Eat more Cheetos. DONE

    More nakedness. DONE

    I had a pretty good 2019, too.

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    thelost wizard  3 months ago

    C’est la vie.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 3 months ago

    Panel 3 is great…up to a point. If you’re indulging yourself without a reasonable amount of discipline and restraint, it WILL catch up to you.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Pig is lucky. 2019 didn’t go the way most people wanted.

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    BubbleTape Premium Member 3 months ago

    but are you happy? you don’t seem happy.

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    mjb515  3 months ago

    Pig will live till he dies.

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    eddi_tbh  3 months ago

    A resolution that will bring many benefits.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Well done, Pig, my accomplished little porker!

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well, if you break it down to that…OK.

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    tgerci  3 months ago

    At 74 I want to sleep a lot too – but my wife at 72 says “let’s keep moving”.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 3 months ago

    Pig is now officially my hero!

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    whelan_jj  3 months ago

    Unfortunately, that resolution isn’t easy for many people.

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    CalLadyQED  3 months ago

    In truth, this is actually a very good goal. Science has shown that trying to exercise or eat (or not eat) your way to a significant body change is generally not useful or conducive to good health.

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