Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 21, 2019

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    DanielRyanMulligan  over 2 years ago

    cher never dies

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    The real Cher has been dead for 5 years. A drag queen impersonator has been making public appearances claiming to be her.

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    alaskajohn1  over 2 years ago

    Pig should have called Spirit Airlines.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 2 years ago

    what sort of nuns was Pig having in mind, Buddhist or Catholic? (yes, there are also such thing as Buddhist nuns)

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    Maybe pig is thinking about the blue lady with 6 arms.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 2 years ago

    Pig was confused because he once heard that there were 300 passengers in a plane that crashed, and nun survived.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Pig, even immortals die in plane crashes. Think of “the day the music died”.

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    Sanspareil  over 2 years ago

    Nuns don’t die they just change their habits!!

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    hariseldon59  over 2 years ago

    A flying nun. Must be Sally Field.

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    Alien-X  over 2 years ago

    Don’t be silly…Cher has her own private jet.

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    Geophyzz  over 2 years ago

    He should have asked if Olivia de Havilland was on board. After watching The Adventures of Robin Hood with her and Errol Flynn (1938) I asked Alexa when she died; and I learned that she was still alive, at 103.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Pig needs to see someone….he’s off the deep end, again….

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    Kaputnik  over 2 years ago

    If this was the early 1990s, he could have asked if George Burns was on the flight. But we all have to go sometime.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 2 years ago

    How about Keith Richards?

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    smoore47  over 2 years ago

    Pig, it’s a Boeing 737 Max 8. It doesn’t make any difference who is on board.

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    walstib  over 2 years ago

    Keith Richards is only 76, not that old, just looks old. I have plenty of friends older than that, but none can rock like Keith. Though I don’t think I will invite him to our next blood drive.

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Nuns give me the heebie bajeebies.

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    johndifool  over 2 years ago

    The nuns could slap him if he gets a panic attack while in the air…

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    cmo2495 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I had a great aunt who was a Catholic nun. She lived to be 104, almost 105.

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    LKrueger41  over 2 years ago

    I liked the Cher of Sonny and Cher. Since that long-ago breakup I have not been impressed.

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    LeeCox  over 2 years ago

    Pig, if you really want a passenger who will never die, go with Betty White. She’ll outlive us all!

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    BiathlonNut  over 2 years ago

    How about Elvis? People sight him wandering around all the time.

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    glennestes  over 2 years ago

    Or Keith Richards?

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    B UTTONS  over 2 years ago

    Will the cast of Rocky, Star Trek and/or The Fast and the Furious be on-board?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Or Kirk Douglas…

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    tripwire45  over 2 years ago

    There’s a nun on every air disaster movie.

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    Zuria Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I went to a convent boarding school. Some of those nuns could only die if you drove a stake through their hearts.

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    sparkle 13  over 2 years ago

    Maybe OZZY’S on board !!!! lol

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    jonnytest  over 2 years ago

    I’m pretty sure that 1 or 2 of the nuns in my parochial elementary & jr high (55 years ago) were many centuries old and had magic powers. For example, they had an eye in the back of their heads that could see right thru their veils such that we could not get away with any shenanigans.

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Cher must 99% plastic/silicone by now. Not quite immortal, but shockingly close.

    Pig? Pig remains supremely naive. As for me, I’d feel safer with the nuns than with Cher….

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 2 years ago

    Whenever I fly somewhere, I always book tickets on two different flights. That way, if one plane crashes I’ll arrive safely on the other one.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Keith Richards, maybe?

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