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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 16 days ago

    No dreams of fast cars and big houses?

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    B UTTONS  16 days ago

    Pig, you’re over thinking again.

    Simply think SPAM and bacon.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 16 days ago

    I get motivated by thinking of what will happen if I don’t work really really hard.

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    Z51 Premium Member 16 days ago

    As a “Life Coach” I wonder how wonderful her life is?

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    Concretionist  16 days ago

    Ulcers are very likely not caused by stress. Helicobacter pylori seems to be the agent, most often. Of course stress does make it easier for H pylori to get a grip in your gut.

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    Sanspareil  16 days ago

    Pig needs to concentrate on hardly working !!

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    gopher gofer  16 days ago

    that scenario is certainly one reason why i avoid really hard work to the extent possible…

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    fivestring65  16 days ago

    An ulcer from working hard? That must be all the slackers excuse for not doing anything.

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    dwane.scoty1  16 days ago

    Forget Layla, Pig! Head off to La La Land!

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member 16 days ago

    Interesting he puts clothes ON for a physical.

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    Purple People Eater  16 days ago

    No matter how hard you work, you’re still just a step on the boss man’s ladder.

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    dadoctah  16 days ago

    On tonight’s “Family Guy”, Stewie mentions that lots of celebrities write letters to people in prison, in particular that Kal Penn has a pen pal Ken in the Cal pen.

    At least we can be thankful that Patsis doesn’t turn his miserable puns into musical numbers.

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    SALUDADOG  16 days ago

    Layla should try to ease his worried mind

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    Snolep  16 days ago

    Layla’s there to ease his worried mind.

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    charleysdad57  16 days ago

    So Pig wears no clothes but a dressing gown at the doctor’s office.

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    uniquename  16 days ago

    Sounds like you’re accomplishing what you need to Pig.

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  16 days ago

    My life coaches have all quit on me.

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    Linguist  16 days ago

    I always reckoned that being a life coach was a way to get paid for interfering in somebody else’s business. My wife would make a great life coach!

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    Zebrastripes  16 days ago

    PIG needs to get grounded and self confidence before dreaming big! one day at a time…..OINK!

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    Ignatz Premium Member 16 days ago

    You’re a lily of the field, Pig. Just chill out.

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    Snoots  16 days ago

    Hard work never hurt anyone. Except those who died of job-related injuries or major coronaries. Where’s my blankie?

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    Herb L 1954  16 days ago

    Lying in a warm oven,becoming golden brown.Gravy from the drippings.Mmmmmm ;)

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    DCBakerEsq  16 days ago

    I think we should start addressing everyone by their first name followed by their occupation. Joe the Uber driver. Linda the chartered accountant. Dave the moron who posts too much on GoComics.

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    Call me Ishmael  16 days ago

    Who speaks for the Death Coaches ???

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    zeexenon  16 days ago

    Put on this gown you naked fool. And do not make fun of her name like, Layla me down in the clover ….

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    28herskowitzj  16 days ago

    Funny!!!!! NOT Scarcastic

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    knight1192a  16 days ago

    Huh, never looked at it that way. Pastis may be on to something with today’s strip. May also be swigging the milk of magnesia (or remembering doing so when he was a lawyer) by the gallon.

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    Buoy  16 days ago

    Dream a little dream of death.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 16 days ago

    Layla, you got Pig on his knees, Layla, he’s beggin’ darling please (acoustic version)…

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    rlombardo3  16 days ago

    Shouldn’t the phrase be “I can never seem to accomplish something”?

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    TIMH  16 days ago

    Working too hard can give you a heart attack ack ack ack ack! You ought to know by now.

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    Sisyphos  16 days ago

    Pig is more realistic than Layla the Life Coach! Sad but true….

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    aardvark86au  3 days ago

    It’s OK, Pig. Ulcers are caused by a virus, not “working really, really hard”.

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