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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 14, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 4 months ago

    Shouldn’t that be “uneaten”? The pre-eaten have been eaten and are in your digestive system, if not past it.

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    Face the fact – leftovers are really “pre-garbage”

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member 4 months ago

    Pre-eaten food is for the birds.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Previously sampled?

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    oldpine52  4 months ago

    Isn’t pre-eaten food kind of like ABC gum, already been chewed?

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    jpsomebody  4 months ago

    Rapid deployment future comestibles.

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    Leojim  4 months ago

    I guess that beats being used food.

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    Jesy Bertz  4 months ago

    “Petri Dish” might be a better name for it.

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    wiatr Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Nascent Garbage” fits better.

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    blunebottle  4 months ago

    Hah! Euphemisims….George Carlin’s take:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EXlSTVyJ4o

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    I agree. “Leftovers” has a sinister connotation. “Rightovers” FTW !

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 months ago

    So, he thought “leftover” was demeaning, but NOT “pre-eaten”?

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    dwane.scoty1  4 months ago

    New Extreme Sport: Long distance Preeaten Food Hurling!

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    PICTO  4 months ago

    Pre-tossed cookies anyone…get ‘em while they’re hot.

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    WMORAN1  4 months ago

    And what’s the deal with ‘flight attendants?’ Originally passenger ship servers were called ‘stewards.’ Along came commercial aviation and and the companies hired pretty nurses to serve meals and shame businessmen into flying. [if this little lady can fly every day, surely you’re not afraid to get on board] So how did we go from ‘stewardesses’ to ‘flight attendants’ without just taking a step back to ‘stewards?’ I demand an explanation!

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Politically Correct = Painfully Condescending

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    EcurbYkspohs  4 months ago

    Yesterday’s menu items … (Item and Date on a label so you know what is in container and when you made it) …… Croc Power !

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    Jimmy90403  4 months ago

    food survivors

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    J Quest  4 months ago

    I think that potato souffle has gone bad…

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    danholt Premium Member 4 months ago

    How about the gentler re-heatings?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 4 months ago

    I guess you could always take the “pre-eatens” down to the refuse receptacle where the Municipal Sanitation Engineer will transport them to the recycling and refuse collection point…

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member 4 months ago

    How about “Transcribed for consumption at a more convenient time”?

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    DSMdave Premium Member 4 months ago

    keep in mind, in the Olden Days people used to take leftovers home in a “Doggie bag”; bones, fat pieces, uneaten meat, etc. Now we don’t feed animals human food and that phrase is no longer PC.

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    Rad-ish says, posting NA on Sherpa Premium Member 4 months ago

    I am from El Sobrante, I am a leftover.

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    marion5117  4 months ago

    George Carlin (again)- Leftovers make you feel good twice- once for being frugal, then again when you throw them away for being neat.

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    gregaw Premium Member 4 months ago

    Reminds me of the times when we bought “used” things, now it’s all “pre-owned”

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    lv2sew  4 months ago

    George Carlin (again)- Leftovers make you feel good twice, once for being frugal, then when they go bad, for being clean.

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    JohnDough  4 months ago

    I call them “remains.”

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    aerotica69  4 months ago

    Potato soufflé? I choose to call that “never eaten”.

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    tripwire45  4 months ago

    The revenge of the ever offended. Oh the pain.

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    I agree with RAT! This era is all about agendas of those who protest about their personal hang ups….get a life!

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    The Moose Group  4 months ago

    Anyone else notice that more & more Rat is becoming the voice of reason?

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    Linguist  4 months ago

    I prefer to think of leftovers as previously prepared foods.

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    Snoots  4 months ago

    Yeah, “pre-eaten” doesn’t exactly work, does it? ;D

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    richdell  4 months ago

    The potato soufle has already gone bad.

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    Al Nala  4 months ago

    Pastis be one WEIRD boy.

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    diverleo  4 months ago

    Poorly stated but, definitely true.

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    NO COMMENT!

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    knight1192a  4 months ago

    Preeatens has WAY more negative connotations. And sometimes leftovers are much better than they were the first time around. Sitting there the flavors have more time to develop and improve. Of course you don’t want them to sit too long. And not all leftovers improve with age.

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    NedNikodem  4 months ago

    I prefer “encore presentation” when I serve it the second time.

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    bunrabbit99  4 months ago

    yes, i was going to say that “pre-eaten” is poop!

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    EllisAmirRogersArcher  4 months ago

    Political correctness can be such a burden.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago

    SOmething in today strip is really sad.

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    lewisclarke  4 months ago

    Like pre-owned cars

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    mjb515  4 months ago

    The souffle was leftover for being too salty.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Just eat the darned protesters and eliminate them!

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    sendaichef  4 months ago

    If the food in the fridge is sentient enough to protest, then it’s been in the fridge way too long and needs to be chucked out

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    D Ob-one B   4 months ago

    At my house “ Don’t throw it out, Dad will eat it……..Eventually !

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    everett_r0  4 months ago

    I was thinking "pre served food might be more accurate or maybe pre prepared, but then neither would make the gag any better…

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    cosman  4 months ago

    I learned to eat it next day for breakfast..otherwise it’d be on it’s way to being pre-penicillin.

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