Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 09, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    Just be glad he didn’t drag in the body of Mr. Laohaprasit from down the block.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    If she said to him to bring home Chinese, would he give her porcelain dishware?

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    B UTTONS  about 2 years ago

    … and all of your Ty boyfriends claimed they did not know you and refused to come over for dinner.

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    ChristineFoxdale  about 2 years ago

    At least he was listening

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    @Rad-ish  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He tied one on.

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    favm  about 2 years ago

    Next time order pizza

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    Breadboard  about 2 years ago

    Larry Croc on duty ! … Croc Power !

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    Concretionist  about 2 years ago

    Thai Died.

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    I thought it was going to be some Russian pun when I saw the crock with the Russian hat.

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    asrialfeeple  about 2 years ago

    Well, isn’t this a load of croc?

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    Troglodyte  about 2 years ago

    Well, this is going to be a “no Thai” dinner after all.

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    WoodstockJack  about 2 years ago

    Pho whut?

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Crocs hungry….stay away from ZEEBAS!

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    TheChief Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Our quarterly dose of crocs! Thanks Pastis!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 2 years ago

    YAY!!! CROCS!!! YAY!!!

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    johndifool  about 2 years ago

    He’d grown up just like me

    My boy was just like me

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    RobinHood  about 2 years ago

    Is that a Mai Tai? Have you been drinking?

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    Linguist  about 2 years ago

    He Windsor, he Windsor knot…

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    A hat direct from Mother Russia.

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    Tofurkey1  about 2 years ago

    The crocks always look like they have a big cheekbone instead of the poof on the back of their head.

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    Blot  about 2 years ago

    HOT DOG! It’s a rare Crocs day!

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    RACerri32  about 2 years ago

    C’mon people , go back & check the Croc history , that is not a hat , it’s Patty’s hair tribute to Marge Simpson !

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    Spiney Norman Premium Member about 2 years ago

    MORE CROCS!!!!!!!!!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Yay! Crocs!

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    This isn’t half as bad as when she told him to bring home Indian…

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    Guilty Bystander  about 2 years ago

    Might’ve brought home a Thai stick, but the crocs may not live in one of “those” states. Think Larry’s hungry for dinner now…?

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    braindead Premium Member about 2 years ago

    An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

    “I’m sorry,” said the snooty maître d’, “but you can’t come in here without a Thai.”

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    danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Dilbert got mugged.

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    Brett Juilly Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And careful about telling him to wear a coat and tie. He could put on a coat, and Thai. That would be messy.

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    knight1192a  about 2 years ago

    He could have come home with Thai food…. the kind you find in the Asian section of the international section of the grocery store where you have to cook the meal yourself and it’s going to take at least an hour to do so (rather than one of those heat and serve meals).

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Larry didn’t bring home the bacon, so to speak. I guess dinner will have to be at the nearest fast food place. —Unless Zeeba Neighba sacrifices himself for the cause….

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    omegasupreme  about 2 years ago

    I mss the crocs

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