Just be glad he didn’t drag in the body of Mr. Laohaprasit from down the block.
If she said to him to bring home Chinese, would he give her porcelain dishware?
… and all of your Ty boyfriends claimed they did not know you and refused to come over for dinner.
At least he was listening
He tied one on.
Next time order pizza
Larry Croc on duty ! … Croc Power !
African cuisine would be Zeeba
I thought it was going to be some Russian pun when I saw the crock with the Russian hat.
Well, isn’t this a load of croc?
Well, this is going to be a “no Thai” dinner after all.
Crocs hungry….stay away from ZEEBAS!
He Laosed it up.
Our quarterly dose of crocs! Thanks Pastis!
YAY!!! CROCS!!! YAY!!!
He’d grown up just like me
My boy was just like me
Is that a Mai Tai? Have you been drinking?
He Windsor, he Windsor knot…
A hat direct from Mother Russia.
The crocks always look like they have a big cheekbone instead of the poof on the back of their head.
HOT DOG! It’s a rare Crocs day!
C’mon people , go back & check the Croc history , that is not a hat , it’s Patty’s hair tribute to Marge Simpson !
This isn’t half as bad as when she told him to bring home Indian…
Might’ve brought home a Thai stick, but the crocs may not live in one of “those” states. Think Larry’s hungry for dinner now…?
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a southerner [but certainly not a redneck!], a New Englander, and a Californian), an Argentinian, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uraguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, a Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamanian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Taiwanese, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 47-53 Africans walk into a fine restaurant.
“I’m sorry,” said the snooty maître d’, “but you can’t come in here without a Thai.”
Dilbert got mugged.
And careful about telling him to wear a coat and tie. He could put on a coat, and Thai. That would be messy.
He could have come home with Thai food…. the kind you find in the Asian section of the international section of the grocery store where you have to cook the meal yourself and it’s going to take at least an hour to do so (rather than one of those heat and serve meals).
Larry didn’t bring home the bacon, so to speak. I guess dinner will have to be at the nearest fast food place. —Unless Zeeba Neighba sacrifices himself for the cause….
I mss the crocs
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