Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 26, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    Pig, you just happen to be standing in the bullseye.

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    DanielRyanMulligan  almost 5 years ago

    why, oh why, world, are you picking on me?

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    NErDysprosium  almost 5 years ago

    It could be worse, Pig. You could be my breakfast this morning!

    Although, I guess nobody would pick at you if you were. Everybody loves bacon.

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    alaskajohn1  almost 5 years ago

    Pig is a person?

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    sounds kind of like the Coasters’ “Charlie Brown” song

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    But your turn is not over yet!

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve discovered that when what I’m doing causes me pain, I pretty quickly figure out how not to do that. I suspect pig’s got a habit that results in him being picked on.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    But Pig, you’re so tasty that the world wants you!

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    dadoctah  almost 5 years ago

    Given my experience with Google Maps, it’s a wonder the World even managed to find Pig.

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    alasko  almost 5 years ago

    Sorry Pig, the World has dropped a red pin on you.

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    Anathema Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Nope – it picks on all 7 billion of us, not just you pig.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    What’s with the black marks on his face? ( besides his eyes)

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Pig be glad you are not Verne from “OTH” . The world keeps dropping cows on him ! … Croc Power !

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    Reader  almost 5 years ago

    The world is not very picky when picking on someone.

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    RobinHood  almost 5 years ago

    Just the world, I’ve got the universe on my case.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t be an easy target. Keep your mouth shut, your eyes open and your wallet closed and you’ll be just fine. Violate any of those conditions and someone somewhere has you in their sights.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 5 years ago

    Not to be confused with the Desiderata, I give you the Deteriorata:

    You are a fluke, of the universe…..

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    prrdh  almost 5 years ago

    Pig, there’s no point appealing to World. World is just another Alphabet subsidiary, following orders.

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    Blot  almost 5 years ago

    Where’s the crocs? " Zeeba nabors" too!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    PIG is freaking ….again…

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    Al Nala  almost 5 years ago

    And Rat is RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 5 years ago

    “OK, Pig, I guess you’ve had enough for now. Hello, Mr. RAT! Your turn!”

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Time to fight back.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The world is laughing at you, Pig

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    Snoots  almost 5 years ago

    Coulda sworn it was 8 billion. Either incorrect data… or people been slackin’.

    And did Pig just wish his troubles on some other person? I would believe that of Rat, but that is so unlike Pig.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    World, why are you picking on the meek who will inherit you?

    If you really want pick on somebody, there are at least 535 who truly deserve a good worldly harassment – and then, there’s that twitter bug down the street on Pennsylvania Avenue.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Try finding someone’s phone number on line. I dare you. Long ago and far away, I’d grab the book(s) next to the phone, and bingo in 10-seconds I had it. Admittedly once it took a little longer to find the number of the girl I just met from her address. I found it and 4-years later married her and 54 years later buried her. Damn! (Oh, yes her name and number was in the mid-Ts, I called and asked “Is this the girl I went out with last night?” And she instantly replied, “No.”)

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    Did he just tell the world to stop pigging out?

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    FredCapp  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve heard it said that those whom God loves most, He tests most.

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    hangedman  almost 5 years ago

    I know the feeling. Believe me, I know the feeling!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Keep a low profile.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    But Pig, if it weren’t for a lazy world, we’d have no world at all. You wouldn’t like that, even more….

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