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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 13, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 10 days ago

    Pig has been getting it right all along.

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    ale313  10 days ago

    Who built this box

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    Robin Harwood  10 days ago

    More? More than cheese?

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    sirbadger  10 days ago

    God wanted to take a vacation from smiting.

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    hariseldon59  10 days ago

    What a cheesy strip.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 10 days ago

    Wait a minute, that answer was meant for Pig.

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    B UTTONS  10 days ago

    I am sorry – I did not understand your question. / Please state your question. / I am sorry – I did not understand your question. / Please state your question. / I am sorry – I did not understand your question. / Some guy Pastis put you here on earth for Robo-Operators’ amusement. / Please state your question. / I am sorry – I did not understand your question. / Please state your question. / I am sorry – I did not understand your question.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member 10 days ago

    I thought we were put here to be eaten.

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    pschearer Premium Member 10 days ago

    Now if it had said MELTED cheese, . . . .

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    blunebottle  10 days ago

    It is, after all, Rat’s Box O’ Answers.

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    Bilan  10 days ago

    Ergo, cows were put on Earth to help us fulfill our destiny.

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    enigmamz  10 days ago

    Eh, I don’t care for cheese as a general rule.

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    jessie d. Premium Member 10 days ago

    expecting to find more cheese on his pizza is the real complaint here.

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    dadoctah  10 days ago

    Reply hazy. Ask again later.

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    Buzzworld  10 days ago

    Bacon

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    asrialfeeple  10 days ago

    I think the AI might be biased.

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    kilioopu  10 days ago

    All those poor lactose intolerant people have no purpose to life?

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    rshive  10 days ago

    Sounds like a good enough reason to me.

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    Troglodyte  10 days ago

    So cheese gets Goat’s goat? What about goat’s cheese?

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    dlkrueger33  10 days ago

    “Is That All There Is?” -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sWTnsemkIs

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    Gent  10 days ago

    I’ve been put here to eat Pig and Goat.

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    EcurbYkspohs  10 days ago

    Must have Wine to go with the cheese ! …. Croc Power !

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    katzenbooks45  10 days ago

    Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a Brie? I travel the world and the seven seas. Everybody’s lookin’ for cheddar.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 10 days ago

    Ever noticed how Donald Trump responds to every question and situation like a Magic 8 Ball? No matter the topic, it’s always, “Maybe, maybe not. I don’t know. We’ll see.” The guy’s a living kid’s toy.

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    Zebrastripes  10 days ago

    THE BOX kowtows to the asker!

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    bbbmorrell  10 days ago

    enough for me!

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    silverclaw33  10 days ago

    Checks out.

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    Queen of America Premium Member 10 days ago

    The box o’answers is fake. The correct answer is to eat Oreos.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  10 days ago

    Well, yeah, Goat. You can’t eat the cheese without a brew to wash it down.

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    Ukko wilko  10 days ago

    Damn lactose intolerance, now I’ll never fulfill my purpose.

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    leomags  10 days ago

    So did I………………………………………………..

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    Radish Premium Member 10 days ago

    Cheese toast and Pizza.

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    Reader  10 days ago

    Listen to that box: whisper words of wisdom, let it brie, let it brie.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 10 days ago

    What? No crackers?

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    uniquename  10 days ago

    NO. It was because nature needed plastic!

    - the bible according to George Carlin

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    richardjohnsonvp  10 days ago

    We were put on Earth to fart around, if Kurt Vonnegut is to be believed.

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    kd1sq  10 days ago

    There is nothing so tasty as a good Cheddar.

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    DCBakerEsq  10 days ago

    Blue cheese.

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    feverjr  10 days ago

    “Moe, Larry, the cheese…. Moe, Larry, the cheese…”

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 10 days ago

    To suffer the consequences

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    hmofo813 Premium Member 10 days ago

    Dude, the cheese isn’t going to eat itself.

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    bookworm0812  10 days ago

    Sounds like a good enough reason to me!

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    JoePaulson2  9 days ago

    I was watching an episode of the original Star Trek and an unhinged officer was in charge of the Enterprise and at one point it looked like he was eating slices of cheese.

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    Pedmar Premium Member 9 days ago

    and ice cream

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    Concretionist  9 days ago

    Somebody has to do it!

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    diverleo  9 days ago

    Works for me.

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    Klepsis  9 days ago

    When will someone ask the box about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

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    zeexenon  9 days ago

    I finished mine for today almost an hour ago. Now, to wash it down with pizza.

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    gopher gofer  9 days ago

    of course, to eat cheese you have to cut the cheese…

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    Sisyphos  9 days ago

    You mean, like, cheese and crackers? And maybe also stuffed green olives?

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    CarlHeckman  6 days ago

    Shouldn’t Rat’s box say “Drink beer”?

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