Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2019


Hide All Comments
  1. Img 0910
    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 10 months ago

    Somebody fine Rat $5 billion.

     •  Reply
  2. Catsanddogsportrait
    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 10 months ago

    Probably buying books, and tickets to lectures and so forth. Such a waste!

     •  Reply
  3. Crazyforkedindianpalmsquirrel max 1mb
    B UTTONS  10 months ago

    Goat sure spends a fortune with Orkin® – I wonder what his pest problem is

     •  Reply
  4. Dessert
    cdgar  10 months ago

    I want my share of that $5 billion. Some of it was MY data after all.

     •  Reply
  5. 764a7378 1178 41b8 9042 13eb26cd380a
    Zykoic  10 months ago

    Facebook, Google, Amazon…..information parasites.We will all become Winston Smiths.

     •  Reply
  6. Missing large
    macky87  10 months ago

    Hmmm… wonder what Rat will decide to do next, sell the data or not? ‘W.W.F.D.’

     •  Reply
  7. Airhornmissc
    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago

    Mildly surprised he didn’t just jump to W.W.R.D.

     •  Reply
  8. Airhornmissc
    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago

    Good zinger, though.

     •  Reply
  9. Picture
    EcurbYkspohs  10 months ago

    Make a bill …… Pay the bill …….Croc Power !

     •  Reply
  10. Avatar 2475
    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    Now the next moral dilemma: “How much can I sell this for?”. WWFD? :D

     •  Reply
  11. Th1k44e930
    dwane.scoty1  10 months ago

    Glad to see Rat is checking his Bible!

     •  Reply
  12. Deck of cards
    dbuvens  10 months ago

    FB would not only read but also sell that info

     •  Reply
  13. Af974ddf 8afb 4b1c 859e 8bb9cf064fd1
    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Privacy ….no such thing on social media. They have your info and they all turn into RATS!

     •  Reply
  14. Missing large
    wrd2255  10 months ago

    Moral and Facebook don’t belong in the same thought.

     •  Reply
  15. Missing large
    ekw555  10 months ago

    it’s not that FB reads your mail.

    it’s that they sell a copy of it.

     •  Reply
  16. Missing large
    Znox11  10 months ago

    Don’t forget to post it.

     •  Reply
  17. Fb img 1509486198333
    e.groves  10 months ago

    I suppose Rat thinks that money spent on anything but beer is a waste of cash.

     •  Reply
  18. Aminalflags
    joedid  10 months ago

    What is this “checking account” of which Rat speaks?

     •  Reply
  19. Calvplay   2
    Mentor397  10 months ago

    Facebook wouldn’t wait nearly that long.

     •  Reply
  20. Missing large
    VICTOR PROULX  10 months ago

    Make a fine bumper sticker.

     •  Reply
  21. Missing large
    thelost wizard  10 months ago

    Pig doesn’t know if that would be right. Does that mean that he’s on the fence?

     •  Reply
  22. 1017207 10200214106421862 492754112 n
    Cameron1988 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Like how you waste your cash on beer and cigs, Rat?

     •  Reply
  23. Egil skallagrimsson
    Kveldulf  10 months ago

    Whatever Goat wastes his money on, it sure ain’t* fancy clothes.

    *Ain’t is a valid English word that can be used correctly under certain conditions. These ain’t them.

     •  Reply
  24. C0f0d5c7 e87a 41ba 947f f2c872d0c3a6
    DCBakerEsq  10 months ago

    Why so many charges to

     •  Reply
  25. Nowyoulisten
    zeexenon  10 months ago

    Can 21st century letter stickum be steamed open?

     •  Reply
  26. 20180812 203935
    dlaemmerhirt999  10 months ago

    Harsh, but fair, burn on you Facebook!

     •  Reply
  27. Piggy
    BubbleTape Premium Member 10 months ago

    i’m not sure that qualifies as a moral dilemma.

     •  Reply
  28. Swallowed a hockey stick
    Ceeg22 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Who gets a checking account statement in the mail???

     •  Reply
  29. Thinker
    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    It’s easy, Rat. You open and read it. Later, you give it back to Goat and apologize, saying “I opened it by mistake.” Then, you hack his account at your leisure….

     •  Reply
  30. Missing large
    nomomaniacs  10 months ago

    I wonder how facebook likes their reputation. Oh yea, why should they care?

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Pearls Before Swine