Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 19, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    “…and the damn fridge just broke.”

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    Kaladin Stormblessed  almost 3 years ago

    I disagree with panel 3, because I don’t drink.

    However, sometimes I look at the world and wish I was drunk, because that way, from what I’ve heard, everything insane I see wouldn’t be real, and it would fade to a headache, then nothing. The real world is full insanity with a double side of headache.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Depends on the brand.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans

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    Breadboard  almost 3 years ago

    Nothing like a nice cold beer in a frosted mug ! ……. Croc Power !

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    unfair.de  almost 3 years ago

    Goat is British?

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    That’s a lie! Actually, it’s: Whisky. Must be good.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    When the beer is warm the flavor comes through more, but it isn’t as refreshing.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Speak for yourself, Goat. I’d like some cold beer.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    In case of wrestling, make it a Stone Cold beer.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    GenX keeping their eyes on what’s important.

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    WoodstockJack  almost 3 years ago

    “LIfe’s a bitch, and then you die.”

    Words to live by.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnKUUBKLygE

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    mjb515  almost 3 years ago

    No plan survives contact with the enemy.

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    thetraveller4  almost 3 years ago

    Oh, that one hits home…I’m 52. But for me, it’s “Coffee. Must be hot.”

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Warm beer….ewwww just ewwww

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    Man plans, God laughs.

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    tripwire45  almost 3 years ago

    If he’s German, warm beer’s good.

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    wonka291  almost 3 years ago

    Cold beer? What a strange idea. Mind you, I am English. I also have terrible teeth.

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    aerilim  almost 3 years ago

    I retired at age 52, and that was a plan that was not compromised….

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    NRHAWK Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    No Goat, no it is not. In fact frosty mugs in the freezer at the ready should be a law.

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    RobinHood  almost 3 years ago

    “Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans”

    John Lennon

    Or “What ever gets you through the night.”Same source

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    Joseph Shelby Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    British “warm” beer. An acquired taste, perhaps, but I think one worth acquiring. I miss having a decent bitter here in the states.

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    Kveldulf  almost 3 years ago

    Things people will not compromise on.

    Age 82

    Must get out of bed today.

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    david_42  almost 3 years ago

    Some beers (stouts, porters, browns) are better at room temperature.

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    AliciaCarlaSimpson  almost 3 years ago

    Warm beer has more flavor and is nicer to savor.

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    Bookworm  almost 3 years ago

    Consider the typical tombstone. Born XXXX – Died XXXX. The hyphen was your life.

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    car2ner  almost 3 years ago

    I hear the youngest adults yelling about how smart they are and how they are going to change the world…well, those of us who grew up in the 60s yelled the same things. So far it seems we have taken 3 steps forward and 2 back. Good luck youngsters.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Not cold, not warm, just the right temperature

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t get these comments on how many beers are better at room temperature. Look at the guy. Does he appear in any way to be some sort of beer expert? He just wants something cold and alcoholic and enough of it to forget his troubles.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damn things learned how to swim.

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    Snoots  almost 3 years ago

    In many countries warm ale is just fine. I prefer my amber at room temperature. And some like it with a red-hot poker stuck in it first.

    The older we get, the more we appreciate the little things. I would not wish to eat a worm. Others consider it a source of protein. Which is the second point: some people are flippin’ loons.

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    TXD2  almost 3 years ago

    It took him until 52 to figure that out? :)

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    locake  almost 3 years ago

    My daughter is 22 and she does not think like this at all. Those goals are closer to what a 28-32 year old would have.

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    magdala666  almost 3 years ago

    Do we become more tolerant, more realistic, or just tired?

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    Karen345  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t drink either but his point is made

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    Iwa Iniki Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    When in England, a friend tried to get me to drink warm beer. And I don’t even like it cold. No beer for me.

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    Call me Ishmael  almost 3 years ago

    You may seek salvation in beer/ a solution it just may appear/ but you’re bound to awake/ and your poor head will ache/ and you’ll find the same sh*t is still here.

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    librarian4hire  almost 3 years ago

    Mann tracht, un Gott lacht.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What about a good cable plan with a large screen tv?

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    Ray  almost 3 years ago

    Mankind (is that sexist?) makes plans. God laughs.

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    jonnytest  almost 3 years ago

    Only American beer needs to be cold. Guinness for instance s/b consumed at room temp.

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    It’s the long learning curve from the school of hard knocks….

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    Actually, many beers have something known as “flavor” which can be appreciated best when the drink isn’t ice cold… though I prefer it at “British room temperature” (not more than 60º F)

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    n4hhe  almost 3 years ago

    Thin GS?

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    BrianClark  almost 3 years ago

    Room temperature is the only way to drink beer.

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    Sapphire Sword   about 2 years ago

    Age 12: no more than 45 minutes of homework.

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