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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 04, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It better not be that low-cal, low alcohol crap.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Rat at last has a religion he can believe in.

    Actually various intoxicants were included in human rituals for tens of thousands of years.

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    B UTTONS  almost 2 years ago

    Taking a lesson from Congress, the Great Magic Bunny is now serving Newcastle Brown Ale.

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    The Catholic Church is a little classier. They serve wine.

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    deojaideep  almost 2 years ago

    Careful all liquid that looks golden is not beer. Especially if there is someone living in that hat! :P

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    deojaideep  almost 2 years ago

    Careful! All liquids that look gold are not beer! Especially if someone is living in the keg.

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    javiercopi  almost 2 years ago

    But they manage to feel guilty afterwards

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    PICTO  almost 2 years ago

    On the seventh day the Great Magic Bunny gave them Nascar and it was good

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    IAMTHELAW Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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    Troglodyte  almost 2 years ago

    Rat’s mug of joy floweth over!

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    serithinflight  almost 2 years ago

    ahh alcohol the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems

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    everett_r0  almost 2 years ago

    This religion shows promise……at least for Rat anyway….

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    WMORAN1  almost 2 years ago

    ‘Beer is proof God is good and loves us.’ Ben Franklin

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    Breadboard  almost 2 years ago

    Well Pig you got what Rat wanted ! ……… Croc Power ! ……….. Everyone :-) 4th !

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    wrd2255  almost 2 years ago
    Beer is proof that Bunny loves us and wants us to be happy.
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    jessegooddog  almost 2 years ago

    At least the Great Bunny is actually visible.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Father Guido Sarducci says drink of the grape but do not let your cup runneth over…..

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    In heaven there is no beer, that’s why we drink it here.

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    tripwire45  almost 2 years ago

    Beer is proof God loves us.

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    pnmiq  almost 2 years ago

    How do I find the Great Magic Bunny place of worship in my area? I want to join and even attend daily.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’d prefer bottomless boxed wine, please.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    The Magic Bunny is certainly on the same wavelength as Rat.

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    chinagrove  almost 2 years ago

    I believe…I believe…I will have another! Hic!

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    jel354  almost 2 years ago

    A great addition to any 4th of July bbq.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    No segue to this off-topic topic. I just couldn’t where else to bring this piece of news that I think will be appreciated here.

    RIP Alfred E. Neuman, age 67

    “Mad” magazine is ceasing publication [of new material] after nearly seven decades. Layoffs are underway.

    So, if you wanna cry a little, here are Don Martin’s comic sound effects for crying… and ending with one cuss word.

    Bahoo bahoo bahoo

    sniffle skniffle sniffle sniff sknikleskluk sklukle sknosh snuffle

    shnorkle slobble sob

    skreeeeeek

    xmng!
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    AZPhinFan  almost 2 years ago

    Hmm….Man ignores God and says “we want to do things our own way and decide for ourselves what is right and wrong”.

    Man then messes everything up and gets himself into an awful state. He ruins the earth and himself.

    Man then wants God to step in and fix everything, so that man can once again ignore God and do things his own way

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    asrialfeeple  almost 2 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdFoAr5QdwA

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    Cerabooge  almost 2 years ago

    Yeast worship.

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    Herb L 1954  almost 2 years ago

    Beer is Hoppy,so yes there is a Magic Bunny ;)

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    timbob2313 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So believe in the magic bunny and its free beer forever?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well, that sure made Rat happy

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    js  almost 2 years ago

    Beer??? But the caption says “Pop”

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    Opiate of the masses.

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    asmbeers  almost 2 years ago

    We would not have civilization if it wasn’t for beer. Weird, but true. Think about it.

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    noreenklose  almost 2 years ago

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Yeah. Great

    …now that I can’t drink it….

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    Snoots  almost 2 years ago

    Wine, beer, poTAto, poTAHto…. it’s booze. Take yer pick. I think the cartoonist has been taking some major jabs at religion lately. Treading shallow ice there, my friend. And you’re making your commenters enemies of one another. What happened to the humor and fun?

    Although I have to admit… this strip was kinda funny.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 2 years ago

    Oh Lord, why?

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    chris_weaver  almost 2 years ago

    And as for your next question, your answer is ‘42’.

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    quickdrawcui  almost 2 years ago

    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’d settle for a cupcake.

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    eddi_tbh  almost 2 years ago

    Ben Franklin was right. Beer is the proof God loves us.

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    lproster  almost 2 years ago

    I take it Pastis is an atheist.

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    Hmm. Tastes like sweaty felt.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Wait until you taste it before you celebrate, Rat. It may artisanal crap beer….

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    Snoots  almost 2 years ago

    Uh, considering there’s a giant rabbit in that hat… are they sure that’s BEER?

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