Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 19, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 5 years ago

    I can’t believe she’s leaving Larry for a smoker.

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    NErDysprosium  almost 5 years ago

    When did Larry conquer Caleeforna?

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    alaskajohn1  almost 5 years ago

    None of them are manly, or even womanly.

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    frequency270  almost 5 years ago

    So, who figures the cigarette ending up somehow being the punchline that ends this arc?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Good comeback, Larry!

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    juncarlo  almost 5 years ago

    Cold blood and a brain that does not reason, the crocodiles are almost zombies.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    It’s not Larry’s fault was hatched in Two Egg, Florida, and raised in Idiotville, Oregon

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    The Moose Group  almost 5 years ago

    Conquered Caleeforna? That confirms what I’ve always suspected. The Croc’s are Democrats

    (I’m sorry, I just couldn’t help myself)

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Larry, Larry, Larry You need to raise your game here, for real. No posing, no posturing. Croc up!

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    BobTheJanitor  almost 5 years ago

    Concord, CA is about 30 miles from where Pastis lives… Maybe Larry really is from there?

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    wllilly1960  almost 5 years ago

    …Trump’s 2020 campaign team’s discussion!

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    Ksandler4570  almost 5 years ago

    LOL manliness is wearing a tie and smoking?

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    I never knew crocs smoked.

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    Breadboard  almost 5 years ago

    Love is blind……How Larry get married in first place ! ….. Croc Power !

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    kendonna  almost 5 years ago

    Good to see the Crocs again…it has been a while!

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    jonesbeltone  almost 5 years ago

    NO! Larry very manly-drink beer, nap, plot against zeeebra’s, drink more beer. Very manly.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    What a load of croc!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So what does Junior think about all this???

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Larry is no match for this croc. He even speaks good English

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    hooglah  almost 5 years ago

    He’s a Yankee….nothing manly there.

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    The truth will be a revolution for Larry.

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Finally, Mrs Croc wises up and leaves Loser Larry?

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    Cozmik Cowboy  almost 5 years ago

    He really must from MA if he says the town “CON-kerd” (I grew up in New Con-Cord, OH)

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    Blot  almost 5 years ago

    God love ya Larry!

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    driller  almost 5 years ago

    That Larry is not quite the sharpest knife in the drawer, is he…

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    asmbeers  almost 5 years ago

    Could this be referencing an earlier breakup?

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    CROCS!!

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    Then there was that time when Larry raided a vineyard and conquered grapes!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    “Manly”? Shouldn’t it be “Crocly”?

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    Jerry Martin Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You can’t conquer Concord MA. It’s protected by Sudbury, MA.

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    parkperson  almost 5 years ago

    I Love Crocs

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I thought the last clutch of eggs didn’t look anything like Larry…

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    He’s manly because he’s wearing a man’s shirt, right?

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    TIMH  almost 5 years ago

    He can’t be a man ‘cause he doesn’t smoke the same cigarettes as me.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Saying Larry has some learning difficulties is like saying Jeff Bezos has some dollars….

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    clayface9 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Is he more manly because he smokes?

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    Emmett Wayne  almost 5 years ago

    We had a dog named Kalli. My wife made sure that I was out of town when she got another dog, so that I wouldn’t name it Fornia.

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    alantain  5 months ago

    I tend to mispronounce Massachusetts. Then everyone laughs. I wonder why?

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