Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 24, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 7 months ago

    Ignorance is bliss.

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  7 months ago

    Thatds the government. You’re making Australia (where I live) sound like a 5-Star resort

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    juncarlo  7 months ago

    The news as sooner or later hit you, Pig, and sometimes in episodes.

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    “He’s having a temper tantrum.”

    “I am not having a temper tantrum.” (pout)

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    PICTO  7 months ago

    The leader of the country should be chosen by a cage match… I’m betting on Nancy.

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    blunebottle  7 months ago

    This would be a good description of Toronto City Council a few years back.

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Ha ha ha ha ha! So much for you pointing fingers at us “third world” people, Pig!

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    GeifuKe  7 months ago

    Right, Pig, that is YOUR government, and YOUR tax paying money NOT making it work properly.

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    Nachikethass  7 months ago

    No more election news for me! We in India just re-elected the Fascists with almost the same majority. Many of them are religiously motivated terrorists facing trial. We are going to see another round of prosecution withdrawals.

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    kaylowe  7 months ago

    MIght be better if the DID carry it out that way. At least something might get done.

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    EcurbYkspohs  7 months ago

    Pig did you study history ? If you did you would know that this has been going on forever. This is not new . ……. Croc Power !

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    washatkc Premium Member 7 months ago

    Both parties in this country are inept. Nothing gets done but this fake fighting. Why don’t we all quit falling for it. It’s there way of controlling us.

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    That’s our corrupted govt alright! Obstructionists, deflectionists, and dumbasses !

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 7 months ago

    In the old days they had duels!

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    Reader  7 months ago

    The Caning of Charles Sumner, or the Brooks–Sumner Affair, occurred on May 22, 1856, in the United States Senate when Representative Preston Brooks (D-SC) used a walking cane to attack Senator Charles Sumner (R-MA), an abolitionist, in retaliation for a speech given by Sumner two days earlier in which he fiercely criticized slaveholders, including a relative of Brooks. The beating nearly killed Sumner and it drew a sharply polarized response from the American public on the subject of the expansion of slavery in the United States. It has been considered symbolic of the “Breakdown of reasoned discourse”1 that eventually led to the American Civil War.

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    Tentoes  7 months ago

    I agree, Pig!

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    ejrayh  7 months ago

    Old news, Pig! Check out U.S. Senators Preston Brooks and Charles Sumner. Ah, those were the days.

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    Steve L  7 months ago

    Heinz has a new product in Canada, Mayochup. In Cree not so nice.

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    DCBakerEsq  7 months ago

    Do we really still need government?

    I’m sure Mark and Jeff and Elon can take of us.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Goobermint*, Pig, Goobermint!

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    thelost wizard  7 months ago

    Isn’t that a kick in the hoo-haws, figs, stones, jelly beans, boys, soldiers etc.

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    B UTTONS  7 months ago

    Congressional House of Representatives debating another bill – and that’s just the Democrats. Republicans had not been invited for comments.

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    Bucinka  7 months ago

    I’m disappointed, Stephan. You could just as easily have Maxine Waters or Katie Porter kick both guys in the hoo-haws. And with pointy heels, it would hurt worse.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 7 months ago

    Remember Darth Cheney, and his civil, reasoned reply to Sen. Leahy on THE FLOOR OF THE U.S. SENATE…

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 7 months ago

    Wrong! It’s British Parliament. And that’s no guy kicking hoo-haws there, it’s Theresa May getting her pound of flesh before making a Brexit.

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    sailersteve  7 months ago

    Season? SEASON? If only it were that short… it’s been campaign “season” 24/7 for the past 10 years.

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    sailersteve  7 months ago

    So that’s why dead people in the US vote… so they don’t get fined. LOL

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    basicallystupid15 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Here is Stephen accepting his Reuben.

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    jonesbeltone  6 months ago

    It hurts to hear the news. I am 66 and this is so awful these days.

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Nothing new here, nor under the sun, Pig. Get used to it, ’cause the Real Nasty World is not some snowflakey romantic comedy. If it bites, bite back….

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    rgcviper  6 months ago

    The hoo-haws, huh, Pig? Guess the oompa loompas are taking a day off …

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    Squirrelchaser  6 months ago

    I’m not going to read the other 84 comments before I say this, but it hasn’t gotten that bad here … yet. Can’t say I wouldn’t like to see AOC in a cat-fight with a conservative lady, especially if clothing was optional …

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    AtariDragon  6 months ago

    Look up the YouTube video “VERNON FLORIDA CITY COUNCIL BRAWL 1984”.

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    scpandich  6 months ago

    I wish that were true; we haven’t had a really good donnybrook in either house of Congress since the 19th century, and it would make C-SPAN a lot more entertaining.

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