Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 05, 2019

If that’s a smart idea, explain why the dumb guy is near the library.

Addition by subtraction.

That book should have hit Rat’s head instead.

Book ‘em.

Send out about 7,000,000,000 books ………. and don’t miss!

I would call it “Night of the living books”.

Uh Pig? Over your shoulder?

Oh Pig. Sigh

They are going to need a lot of body bags

I wish it worked that way!

Book the books and book ’em well, knowledge is overrated cause reading is hell.

Almost the last words from the song, “Addicted to that Rush” by Mr. Big, are “Hurt Me”, followed by, “One of these days, one of these days, Pow!……”

And apparntly, neither did Pig

Only dumb guys? This komix is so sexist!

“Smarter by subtraction” or improving the gene pool – that is currently being accomplished by selfies on clifftops, etc.

So apparently you don’t need the Infinity stones! Just some good hardbound books are enough!

Hummmmmmm ……. Croc Power !

I’ll miss Pig, but there’s little doubt the world will be a better place without him.

Heck, it’s worth a try I guess…..

Libraries are full of books. Books contain information. Information is power. Power is energy. Engergy bends space.

Be very very carefull going into big libraries. You never know what may happen.

I’d actually read this one

The next ‘Kingsmen’ movie. This time the good guys win.

Gee, hmmmm, I know a lot of “dumb guys” who…WAAAAAAACK…..

Don’t even ask about Book Club.

And that LEAVES nothing but evil geniuses.

Who has the spine to stand up to those books?

this needs to happen so badly.

There’s an easier way.

Remove all warning labels.

Reminds me of the Garrison Keillor joke that when some Minnesotans get tired of the cold and move to the south, the average intelligence of both places go up.

I’m all in for this. Where do we go to donate books toward the cause?

Yay, Stephan! 9th grade English teacher says, “Books rule!”

LOVE IT!!

Smarter by subtraction already exists, its called the “Darwin Award.”

The trouble with getting rid of all the dumb guys is that then I’d be lonely.

Weather report for Southern California: It will rain books for the next two weeks.

I found that if you move to the think tank from Podunk you can lower the IQ of BOTH places.

The library at the high school where I teach has a huge number of books, and I’ve yet to see anyone actually check one out.

Book ’em, Dano!

Happy National Cartoonists’ Day!

NO! Don’t take out Pig; he might be less than brilliant, but he’s got a good heart!

Here’s a conundrum; how ‘bout the guys who read Pastis’ books?

Darwin was an optimist.

Duck Pig, Duck!

In PBSworld, book cracks YOU open!

Duck, Pig! (I don’t think L’il Guard Duck would target Pig, but you never know with mercenaries: “It’s just another job.”)

Go Books!!!

Dang I have to start wearing a hard hat