Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 05, 2019


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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    If that’s a smart idea, explain why the dumb guy is near the library.

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Addition by subtraction.

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    Rod Gonzalez  over 1 year ago

    That book should have hit Rat’s head instead.

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    Jesy Bertz  over 1 year ago

    Book ‘em.

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    Kveldulf  over 1 year ago

    Send out about 7,000,000,000 books ………. and don’t miss!

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    juncarlo  over 1 year ago

    I would call it “Night of the living books”.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Uh Pig? Over your shoulder?

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    joegee  over 1 year ago

    Oh Pig. Sigh

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    jvn  over 1 year ago

    They are going to need a lot of body bags

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    Nachikethass  over 1 year ago

    I wish it worked that way!

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    GeifuKe  over 1 year ago

    Book the books and book ’em well, knowledge is overrated cause reading is hell.

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    GeifuKe  over 1 year ago

    Almost the last words from the song, “Addicted to that Rush” by Mr. Big, are “Hurt Me”, followed by, “One of these days, one of these days, Pow!……”

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  over 1 year ago

    And apparntly, neither did Pig

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Only dumb guys? This komix is so sexist!

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    Geophyzz  over 1 year ago

    “Smarter by subtraction” or improving the gene pool – that is currently being accomplished by selfies on clifftops, etc.

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    deojaideep  over 1 year ago

    So apparently you don’t need the Infinity stones! Just some good hardbound books are enough!

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    Imaginarium  over 1 year ago

    Hummmmmmm ……. Croc Power !

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    mommadillo  over 1 year ago

    I’ll miss Pig, but there’s little doubt the world will be a better place without him.

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Heck, it’s worth a try I guess…..

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    Libraries are full of books. Books contain information. Information is power. Power is energy. Engergy bends space.

    Be very very carefull going into big libraries. You never know what may happen.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’d actually read this one

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The next ‘Kingsmen’ movie. This time the good guys win.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Gee, hmmmm, I know a lot of “dumb guys” who…WAAAAAAACK…..

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    Phydeux  over 1 year ago

    Don’t even ask about Book Club.

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    Reader  over 1 year ago

    And that LEAVES nothing but evil geniuses.

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    Reader  over 1 year ago

    Who has the spine to stand up to those books?

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    dge714  over 1 year ago

    this needs to happen so badly.

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    Plods with ... Premium Member over 1 year ago

    There’s an easier way.

    Remove all warning labels.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of the Garrison Keillor joke that when some Minnesotans get tired of the cold and move to the south, the average intelligence of both places go up.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’m all in for this. Where do we go to donate books toward the cause?

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    Clare Kelm Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yay, Stephan! 9th grade English teacher says, “Books rule!”

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    jessegooddog  over 1 year ago

    LOVE IT!!

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    Bruce1253  over 1 year ago

    Smarter by subtraction already exists, its called the “Darwin Award.”

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    DCBakerEsq  over 1 year ago

    The trouble with getting rid of all the dumb guys is that then I’d be lonely.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Weather report for Southern California: It will rain books for the next two weeks.

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    codedaddy  over 1 year ago

    I found that if you move to the think tank from Podunk you can lower the IQ of BOTH places.

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    Obi-Haiv  over 1 year ago

    The library at the high school where I teach has a huge number of books, and I’ve yet to see anyone actually check one out.

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    Bonita Voigt Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Book ’em, Dano!

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    Jayneknox  over 1 year ago

    Happy National Cartoonists’ Day!

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    magdala666  over 1 year ago

    NO! Don’t take out Pig; he might be less than brilliant, but he’s got a good heart!

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    gbars70  over 1 year ago

    Here’s a conundrum; how ‘bout the guys who read Pastis’ books?

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    Concretionist  over 1 year ago

    Darwin was an optimist.

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    pchemcat  over 1 year ago

    Duck Pig, Duck!

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    chris_weaver  over 1 year ago

    In PBSworld, book cracks YOU open!

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Duck, Pig! (I don’t think L’il Guard Duck would target Pig, but you never know with mercenaries: “It’s just another job.”)

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    Nobody_Important  over 1 year ago

    Go Books!!!

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    Beware of Duck (Happy Pride Month!!)  6 months ago

    Dang I have to start wearing a hard hat

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