Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 3 years ago

    Pig’s got talent.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Exception to this rule if you have very good balance. Who knew, Pig!

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    Randallw  about 3 years ago

    As someone who’s had the flu for the last week i’ve had amazing success losing weight that way.

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  about 3 years ago

    Looks like ten hamburgers, one hot dog, and two chicken drumsticks.

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    hariseldon59  about 3 years ago

    Balanced diet.

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    santa72404  about 3 years ago

    That’s a Dagwood sandwich Pigs balancing.

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    juncarlo  about 3 years ago

    Pig, Dagwood would be proud of your sandwich.

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    chris_weaver  about 3 years ago

    Pig might do well to heed the B. Kliban rule of dieting: never eat anything bigger than your head.

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    PICTO  about 3 years ago

    “Haute cuisine”?

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  about 3 years ago

    Thats stupid

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    Breadboard  about 3 years ago

    But Pig you are a pig , why think about your weight? ….Croc Power !

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    mail2jbl  about 3 years ago

    Feels like something Garfield would try to pull.

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    Ksandler4570  about 3 years ago

    im a trainer and health coach. I love this.

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    jpayne4040  about 3 years ago

    Why does Goat even bother?

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    derdave969  about 3 years ago

    And there is ALWAYS someone who figures out how to game the system.

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    Gent  about 3 years ago

    The fatter you are the better you are, Pig.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    The book never mentioned the SKYS THE LIMIT….

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    mjb515  about 3 years ago

    He is probably burning a lot calories keeping that balanced.

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    Bookworm  about 3 years ago

    Reminds me of a diet craze I heard of back in the 1960s; Metracal mixed with Vodka. You didn’t lose any weight but you didn’t worry about it either.

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    dwagon55  about 3 years ago

    Homer Simpson’s 35 Calorie Rice cake…

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    david_42  about 3 years ago

    This only works if you aren’t very hungry. Another study showed that hungry people took the same amount for food regardless of plate size.

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    chinagrove  about 3 years ago

    Technically,he is lifting weights,workout Pig style

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    jsimpso1  about 3 years ago

    BTW, that whole “small plate less food” thing was debunked by research published in 2018 https://web.archive.org/web/20190427132005/https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/07/180730132929.htm

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    El Cobbo Grande  about 3 years ago

    Especially if the weight loss is out both ends !

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    oakie817  about 3 years ago

    Dagwood-want-to-be

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Like two other Dagwood references, I’d have to chime in and say it works for him. He doesn’t seem to have a weight problem.

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    mauser7  about 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the old saying, he has a PHD…“Piled Higher & Deeper”.

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    Otto Knowbetter  about 3 years ago

    I’ve found one of the quickest ways to lose weight is the “Shrimp that’s been out all night” diet.

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    nopainogain  about 3 years ago

    maybe that’s what i’m doing wrong. This is why i’m not losing weight eating off of saucers.

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    Dagwood Bumstead invented that idea, but Pig, I must say admiringly, has perfected it!

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    LrdSlvrhnd  about 3 years ago

    I need big plates because food shouldn’t be touching.

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    aardvark86au  about 3 years ago

    Maybe https://bestlifeonline.com/smaller-plates-lose-weight/

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    You can’t get fat on food that stacks that hight.

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    Kirbo  about 1 year ago

    he cheated the system

    Big Brain

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