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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 25, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 2 months ago

    So, is the internet down in the Croc household?

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    alaskajohn1  about 2 months ago

    Dad must be channeling the Donald; fake news not typo.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 2 months ago
    One must protect son’s self esteem!
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    juncarlo  about 2 months ago

    I don’t think this much bothers the reptiles, they have cold blood for those things.

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    B UTTONS  about 2 months ago

    Perhaps he is looking at a thesaurus?

    Synonym for member of Congress?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Happy April,25 to all Italian fellow citizens .

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    Z51 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Maybe whoever put that entry into the dictionary had just had a fight with his/her wife, gf etc and just let the hate spill out while typing the definition! WHO hasn’t been called reptilian before?

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    pschearer Premium Member about 2 months ago

    But turtles are so cute!

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    whahoppened  about 2 months ago

    There’s the problem, they need a Funk & Wagnalls.

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    dadoctah  about 2 months ago

    Seems a little judgmental for the real Webster’s. Maybe it’s Emmanuel Lewis’s dictionary.

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Fake news?

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    Craig66  about 2 months ago

    Fake news!"

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    That’s an adjective. What does the noun say?

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    That’s no typo you cold blooded zeeba eater!

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    EcurbYkspohs  about 2 months ago

    Croc Power !

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    Troglodyte  about 2 months ago

    Ask Zeeba for a second opinion, Junior.

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    jpayne4040  about 2 months ago

    Close that book, Junior. There’s nothing to see in there.

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  about 2 months ago

    What I’m still confused about is why the big crocodile speaks weird

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    JackButler1  about 2 months ago

    Fake News!

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    beegwoop  about 2 months ago

    Defnitlee typo

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    JasonBall  about 2 months ago

    It’s been forever since a croc strip! I’m so happy! These guys are so fun, and a pleasant change of pace from the almost daily “pig and rat and goat complain about the state of the world” we’ve been getting lately.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  about 2 months ago

    It’s just a reptile dysfunction. They have pills for that.

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    wdtins Premium Member about 2 months ago

    We demand more crocs!!!

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    bartman666  about 2 months ago

    Must be pre Google.

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    mommadillo  about 2 months ago

    See: Trump, Donald.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 months ago

    What a “croc” ! Me want more ZEBAS!

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    TrudyQ Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Welcome back Crocs

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    jessegooddog  about 2 months ago

    Oh please, give us more crocs! And zeebas!

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    CYGNUS X1  about 2 months ago

    Fake News!

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    Blot  about 2 months ago

    OH BOY! A CROC-ER! keep ’emcoming.

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    thelost wizard  about 2 months ago

    Look up vermin and then go see rat.

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    BrinsterRobert  about 2 months ago

    Looks like a reptile dysfunction to me.

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Crocs should look at today’s Alley Oop strip.

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    Spiney Norman Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The dictionary is wrong,love the Crocs!

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    Old27F20  about 2 months ago

    Hooray!!!, my buddy Larry is back. Hope to see much more of him and the family.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Crocs! Yay!

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    k_aplin  about 2 months ago

    Must be a Liberal Socialist Propaganda Dictionary!

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    GeraldLawhorn  about 2 months ago

    They r pretty funky , and they do wag their tails….

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    cspaich  about 2 months ago

    FAKE NEWS!!!

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    Scott Sallstrom  about 2 months ago

    Try the noun

    rep·​tile | \ ˈrep-ˌtī(-ə)l

    Any of a class (Reptilia) of cold-blooded, air-breathing, usually egg-laying vertebrates that include the alligators and crocodiles, lizards, snakes, turtles, and extinct related forms (such as dinosaurs and pterosaurs) and that have a body typically covered with scales or bony plates and a bony skeleton with a single occipital condyle, a distinct quadrate bone usually immovably articulated with the skull, and ribs attached to the sternum.

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    willie_mctell  about 2 months ago

    Fake definitions. They need a real dictionary.

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    Josh Lyons Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Three picture descriptions: An alligator, a crocodile and Donald Trump.

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    tonicee9  about 2 months ago

    Mr. Pastis,I am in need of a pun. Please!

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    Malcolm Hall  about 2 months ago

    Long time no crocs

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    twerply  about 2 months ago

    Where have they been?

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    quickdrawcui  about 2 months ago

    endgame

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    Digital Frog Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Larry is a classic case of reptile dysfunction.

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    robnvon Premium Member about 2 months ago

    William Barr’s cousin.

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    Sisyphos  about 2 months ago

    Larry is in retreat from Reality. Write your paper fearlessly, Junior, for the honor of the family name!

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    Blot  about 2 months ago

    CROCS FOREVER!

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