Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    You’re ahead of the game if you survive the commute to work.

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    juncarlo  over 3 years ago

    Pig, well thought, although with all the things that happen in the world that goal is sometimes out of our control.

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    Pig, you’re ahead today. You woke up, got out of bed, and having a cup of coffee.

    You could have discovered you were wrapped up in a blanket, stuffed with cheese, and baking in the oven.

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    After you survive today, sit and wonder what happened to the last twenty years.

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    In 1970, I was too young to fly to the moon and now I’m too old.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Pig, my friend, one way or another—even Gates and Bezos— are trying to do just that. You’re today’s realist!!! Good for you!

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  over 3 years ago

    This is like Timmy Failure, only less Greatness

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    blunebottle  over 3 years ago

    I can relate.

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    Otto Knowbetter  over 3 years ago

    As we get older, our goals diminish. Right now, my goals include finishing the day wearing the same underwear I started with.

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    Briefly check news. Drink beer. Go back to bed.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    So far you’ve survived from becoming bacon, Pig.

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    jackhammer165  over 3 years ago

    That’s at least my work day covered!

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    Acworthless  over 3 years ago

    Taking naps helps.

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    tripwire45  over 3 years ago

    It’s Monday, so yes.

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    aerotica69  over 3 years ago

    Especially now that people are starting to shop for their Easter hams.

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    NobodyAwesome Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Let’s have a moment of silence for all those wild dreams that died a quite death in the battle of day-to-day existence.

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    SusieB  over 3 years ago

    As you get older, your goals become more realistic

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    prrdh  over 3 years ago

    Rephrase that as ‘Live in the moment’ and you’ll have all sorts of people praising your profundity.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Hits home.

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    chinagrove  over 3 years ago

    Just stretch out on the hammock,and praise the day you didn’t become Ham Hocks!

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    All PIGS hopes and dreams fizzle to the basic instinct…survival

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    Al Nala  over 3 years ago

    Pig’s got a point!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The one goal that I’ve accomplished so far for the past 31 years

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    dadlivonia  over 3 years ago

    Well, he could wind up as bacon any day, so………..

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    Eat. Pray. Love.

    Everything in sight. For riches. All the hotties until your wife catches on.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 3 years ago

    “I believe I’ve passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage;

    I found that just surviving was a noble fight"

    —Billy Joel

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    jvn  over 3 years ago

    I’ve survived long enough to read this. Think I’ll treat myself to a nap.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member over 3 years ago

    With maturity comes a transformation of your goals into something more attainable:

    1. Be an asshole nut.

    2. Make a million errors.

    3. Write a grating memo.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Most men lead lives of quiet desperation” (not sure if it applies to pigs…)

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    wellis1947 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Actually, most pigs can’t do that – American males love bacon!

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Pig, an Adult now? Well, maybe aged bacon isn’t all bad. Don’t survive today, Pig. The eggs are waiting to join you for breakfast….

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