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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 23, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 2 months ago

    I would say you have a twisted relationship with the characters you have created.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 2 months ago

    Rat, you only have the life he gives you. Better be nice.

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    Robin Harwood  2 months ago

    Yeah? I finished a jigsaw puzzle yesterday. A Big one.

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    juncarlo  2 months ago

    Somehow, video games make us insensitive and isolated people. This is a way to waste time and life.

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    odd90745  2 months ago

    Rat quit poo pooing on Stephen’s life choices!

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    jackhammer165  2 months ago

    Woah, massive Rat smackdown!

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    B UTTONS  2 months ago

    The next highest player was attacked on BART during the last series of games.

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    Swirls Before Pine  2 months ago

    Unless there are no other players, they don’t have lives either.

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    fredd13  2 months ago

    But at least if the next-highest player has a life, then he’s SO close…

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 2 months ago

    I finished reading my yesterday’s GoComics line up!

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    thelost wizard  2 months ago

    Time to re-boot.

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    Sonic Unleashed  2 months ago

    Steve makes Timmy Failure. I’m sure he can bring him in Pearls Before Swine to investigate you

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    James Wolfenstein  2 months ago

    Word game? I picture Pastis as Candy Crush guy. I mean, he makes a lot of word games in his comics but they’re really bad ones :D

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    Ksandler4570  2 months ago

    I know! Damn you Wordscapes, Homescapes and Gardenscapes!

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    EcurbYkspohs  2 months ago

    To each their own ….. Croc Power !

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    jpayne4040  2 months ago

    Good answer, Rat! Very good answer!

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    Anybody up for playing Angry Birds Tournament? @#%$&)

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    samhuff  2 months ago

    This hurt Pastis wurst than the normal baseball bat.

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    eddie6192  2 months ago

    Those two really ganged up on Toon Boy.

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    Kaputnik  2 months ago

    Actually, I’m not sure that the next highest player, with say, 473 wins, has what a non-player would consider a “life” either. But hey, it keeps them off the streets.

    Er, they aren’t playing while driving, are they?

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    8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83  2 months ago

    I cleaned out the lint filter on the dryer and refilled the egg holders on the fridge door. Does anyone else remember when you had lint filters on washing machines? That was one icky job.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sadly, I KNOW some people like Toon-Boy. They DON’T have a life other then what’s on their phone.

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    ChristineMurphy  2 months ago

    I was about to laugh at this and then I remembered that I keep score on my sumoku.

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    chinagrove  2 months ago

    Rat nailed that one down…aren’t we all just a little like Pastis?

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    Bookworm  2 months ago

    I walked into a room yesterday, and remembered what I went in for! For some reason, the local TV station wasn’t interested. :-(

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    k_aplin  2 months ago

    I just finished my color-by-number app for today

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    WmCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    Rat just burned Pastis – clever!

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    pcmcdonald  2 months ago

    Wouldn’t a low scoring gamer have a life?

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    Bilan  2 months ago

    Who’s the bigger fool, the man who plays 624 word games on his phone,

    or the fools that follow him on GoComics?

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    beegwoop  2 months ago

    Steph’s hair is pink.

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    Kind&Kinder  2 months ago

    When did we begin believing that what “having a life” means to anyone else should mean what it means to us? What insufferable arrogance!

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    onespiceybbw  2 months ago

    That got a giggle out of me.

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    What hurts, Cartoon-Boy? The Truth? You can’t handle the truth! (Don’t be so soft on him, Pig!)

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    gmu328  about 2 months ago

    That is a great response. However, someone could say the same about me reading half a book yesterday

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    Sharon L. Smatusek Harris  about 2 months ago

    Well, whoever he is and whatever his score, he has to have much better “friends…”

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