Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 15, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 5 months ago

    But that doesn’t make the problems go away.

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    seamusrmacdonald  5 months ago

    Neither doesn’t dwelling on them, unfortunately.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  5 months ago

    I think for once, going literal on metaphorical advice works.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 5 months ago

    A truthful talking head!

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    Now, all that bad stuff is happening AND you have hay fever.

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    Boss Baby   5 months ago

    Bloom County ?

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    lynnirwin  5 months ago

    Turned off the news readers several years ago in favor of print media. I am calmer and better informed. Your mileage may vary.

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    juncarlo  5 months ago

    It’s a good advice. There are things that are beyond our reach and our concerns.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Dang! My daisies are still dormant.

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    einarbt  5 months ago

    Just go join Opus in the dandelion field.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sounds like a plan.

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    js  5 months ago

    daises can be toxic to many animals.

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    B UTTONS  5 months ago

    Please, “Don’t Eat the Daisies”

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    jackhammer165  5 months ago

    I’ve only followed half that advice (not watching the news). Maybe that makes me half smart?

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    Kind&Kinder  5 months ago

    Oh, Pig. These days are just too rough on you. Got room in the daisies for me?

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  5 months ago

    He knows what life is about. Now if he would only play Super Mario

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    comics001  5 months ago

    Sorry, I don’t get it. Is “to stand in the daisies” some English idiom?

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    Troglodyte  5 months ago

    Okay, I guess, as long as you aren’t pushing up the daisies!

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Slowly, a python sneakily approaches Pig and eats him.

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    EcurbYkspohs  5 months ago

    No need to touch your TV remote for WE control what you hear and see … Doom and Gloom forever ! As the Monty lads said …..Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life !

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Ooooh the DRAMA! PIG takes everything so literally! Lol

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    walstib  5 months ago

    If I turned off the news I still would get it because my wife always watches Colbert. (Conan for me!)

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    WaitingMan  5 months ago

    I turn on the news this morning. 49 dead at a shooting in two mosques in New Zealand. And so it goes.

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    mommadillo  5 months ago

    But Pig isn’t smart . . .

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 5 months ago

    This is either really good timing, or bad timing for this strip, depending on your point of view, considering what happened in New Zealand…

    And yes, I know that it’s PURELY coincidental…

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    jacquelindavis  5 months ago

    Wait for me, Pig!

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    mail2jbl  5 months ago

    And maybe Pig can pick the daisies like that little girl in LBJ’s infamous political ad.

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    johndifool  5 months ago

    D’ya wanna know what’s wrong with the world?

    Everywhere there’s people with no flowers in their hair

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    jc17  5 months ago

    Our daisies aren’t up yet. Our tulips and daffodils are barely up, but aren’t showing flower buds yet. We could go out and stand in the remaining (cruddy) snow, but it wouldn’t be quite the same as standing in the daisies.

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    tony57 Premium Member 5 months ago

    dandelion break

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    chinagrove  5 months ago

    Unplug the tv…start passing out the “binkees!”

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 5 months ago

    The mass shooting in New Zealand was very sad to hear

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    NORTHIDAHO  5 months ago

    There is a particularly nice bloom of desert wildflowers this year.

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    WCraft Premium Member 5 months ago

    Pastis: I couldn’t have said it any better myself.

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    DCBakerEsq  5 months ago

    Please don’t eat the daisies.

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    bobdingus  5 months ago

    Excellent advice.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member 5 months ago

    The news is the same as it ever was. Only now we have all the 24/7 “news” aka Opinion networks who are in desperate need of something to fill air time

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    betsypoe  5 months ago

    Thanks Stephan I think I’ll do just that. I hope you are too.

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    EmilyJohnson  5 months ago

    yep! cancelled newspaper, wont watch TV news and may listen to CBC radio news once in the day…….i figure if anything important happens that i need to know about, someone will knock on my door :-))

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    Pig does that as a matter of course.

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    pchemcat  5 months ago

    Do you have any room for me in that patch Pig?

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    chris_weaver  5 months ago

    I think Pig just needs to turn off the Groundhog Day Channel.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 5 months ago

    California is having a major flower bloom, accompanied by butterflies.

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    Pig’s smart?!

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    Sisyphos  5 months ago

    Smart move, Pig! And don’t forget to “smell the roses,” too!

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  46. Cathy aack  5 months ago

    Or dandelions…

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    Piksea Premium Member 5 months ago

    Wait for me, Pig!

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