Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    At least the litter box wasn’t too messy.

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    gocomics  over 3 years ago

    Of course, in a world full of anthropomorphic animals, expecting cats to open cans seems reasonable. Garfield’s managed it before using his claws.

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    Pig and rat can operate can openers, but cats can’t.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ever read that Raymond Carver story where a couple stopped feeding the neighbor’s cat because they preferred copulation?

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    Robin Harwood  over 3 years ago

    Open a can? What are humans for?

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    Opus Croakus  over 3 years ago

    If cats had thumbs, they’d take over the world.

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    cdgar  over 3 years ago

    If the cat is hungry enough, it will open the can somehow.

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    GeifuKe  over 3 years ago

    Even Sylvester is lazy. He would rather (try to) catch Tweety Bird than open a can of cat food.

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    GeifuKe  over 3 years ago

    Goat should Can Pig if Pig Can’t open the Can.

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    GeifuKe  over 3 years ago

    Pig is conning Goat if he can make Goat think he can open a can of cat food.

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    GeifuKe  over 3 years ago

    Oh, Geez, and I thought that there was a double meaning by “Opening the Can”. After receiving canned cat food, the cat will need to take a quick trip to the can. Does Pig know how to “open that can”?

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    GeifuKe  over 3 years ago

    And one more thing, Pig, before you call one more “puddy tat” lazy, I know of a cat that can do massage. Can YOU do that???

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    Apparently, cats are kept and are the only animal incapable of speech.

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    mail2jbl  over 3 years ago

    I thought Jon Arbuckle was Garfield’s owner, not Goat. :)

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    Breadboard  over 3 years ago

    Pull Tab top ? … Croc Power !

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Good thing Pig wasn’t trying to feed Mr. Snuffles…

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So Goat came home to find every bag in the grocery closet shredded open.

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    Al Nala  over 3 years ago

    Lil Guard Cat can shoot rifles and bazookas, so what’s goat’s cat’s problem?

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    Blot  over 3 years ago

    Did the CROCS die?

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    chinagrove  over 3 years ago

    Too funny! Pastis hit a grand “Spam” on this one. ; ]

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    chris_weaver  over 3 years ago

    Cats can hear a can opener from a mile away, but they can’t operate one!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’d laugh except I did the same thing once…

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    Bookworm  over 3 years ago

    Goat: Pig, please feed my cat. Pig: To whom?

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    Tootsie Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A real groaner. Haa Ha.

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  over 3 years ago

    Pig is one of the weirdest characters in the comics. Maybe Steve needs to put Timmy Failure in here. I remember one with Total

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    How dumb is Pig? Or does he think that cats are like goats supposedly are, eaters of cans? (Sorry, Goat, but some of your lesser brethren are not highly regarded inall cases….)

    No excuses, Pig!

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He should have noticed on the second visit that the can from the first visit had not yet been opened. That should have tipped him off …

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    Comiclover2266252  almost 2 years ago

    Goats cat can open a can.

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    Goat from PBS  about 1 year ago

    Garfield can open a can by himself… with his electric can opener.

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