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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 16, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 6 months ago

    1- No ones “gotta hear” about your trip to Europe. Some may want to, but most would rather watch paint dry.

    2- If someone says they’re busy on the phone, take the hint and walk away; don’t snoop on them.

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  6 months ago

    I read Steves other series Timmy Failure today. Timmy Failure Now look what you’ve done has Mario in it

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    noahproblem  6 months ago

    If it’s a cat it could be an obscene phone call…

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  6 months ago

    While I have gone on one European trip with my older brother a few years back (just a week in England), I am impressed with my brother going to various places in the world with his flight attendant wife; their approximate three-month-old son hasn’t tagged along yet. So there are times I would like to tag along as well on one of their trips.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Why doesn’t he admit to being jealous of Neighbor Bob instead of being so mousy?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 6 months ago

    Rat watches cat videos?! Guilty pleasure, indeed.

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    GeifuKe  6 months ago

    It seems Rat has no interest in watching what his relatives with bubonic plague are doing in Europe.

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    GeifuKe  6 months ago

    To Pig: Europe! From Pig: No, I’m not.

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    GeifuKe  6 months ago

    And from last season’s Amazing Race: In Europe, 10 countries, 22 cities, 4 lost passports, 3 muggings, 2 missing contestants, 88 wasted minutes, 5 detour malfunctions, 6 half-hour penalties, and four eliminations later….

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    Troglodyte  6 months ago

    Sometimes, neighbour Bob really gets what he deserves.

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    Kind&Kinder  6 months ago

    Poor Bob. No one wants to hear about his trip. Half the joy is gone!

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    EcurbYkspohs  6 months ago

    Hey Bob next time keep the money here and visit nine states ! …….Trouble with the new phones and face recognition is the phone can now see what is going on by it’s owner and others. How’s that privacy thing working for you ?

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    tonypezzano  6 months ago

    Sometime cat videos are the most important thing in your life.

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    Yakety Sax  6 months ago

    He went to 9 countries? I guess none would keep him………….

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    defunctdoormat Premium Member 6 months ago

    I can browse on my phone while I’m on a call. It’s not difficult. Cat videos wouldn’t be my first choice, though.

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    WaitingMan  6 months ago

    Hell is other people’s vacation stories.

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    bbbmorrell  6 months ago

    Next update will fix it!

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    rm8ty  6 months ago

    Cat videos? I guess Rat is into horror stories.

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    chinagrove  6 months ago

    Sometimes your (Eur)up…sometimes your down(ton Abbey!)lol…

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    LrdSlvrhnd  6 months ago

    “Well yes, I’m watching cat videos while chatting on the phone, it’s called multitasking, I don’t need my ears to watch the video and I don’t need my eyes to talk…”

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    Sisyphos  6 months ago

    Rat was not lying, Neighbor Bob (the Expendable). He was “on phone” watching cat videos; he never said that he was on phone doing something else (like talking to another person, which, in ancient times, is what phones were for)….

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    No problem, Rat. I’ll just text you the photos – one at a time.

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    GeifuKe  6 months ago

    Rat already confirmed he is a phony.

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    GeifuKe  6 months ago

    At least Stephan didn’t misspell “Nine”. Bob would have looked stupid for saying he went to Europe and visited zero countries.

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    steverinoCT  6 months ago

    My neighbors had us over to watch the video they shot of their trip. At one point, they had the camera on the floor of the rental car, and managed to bump “Record.” 30 minutes of idle chit-chat and arguing about their trip while watching the back seat. Actually the most enjoyable part!

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