Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 11, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 9 months ago

    I am Rat, millionaire; I own a mansion and a yacht.

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    Corwin Haught Premium Member 9 months ago

    Would the puppy be sentient?

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    Mmm Pizza

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  9 months ago

    in order to get ten mill, you’d have to win “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” under ten different aliases

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    kaffekup   9 months ago

    What about tomorrow, Pig. You’ll want a pizza then, too. Better go with the millions.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 9 months ago

    Once you have a mansion, a vacation house, and a fleet of cars, You will need five million per year to maintain them. And what about that yacht?

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    SquawkTron  9 months ago

    I like the way you think, Pig. Be sure to save me a slice.

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    Kveldulf  9 months ago

    I know from observation of an acquaintance that fifty million a year (really!) is not enough to make some people happy. Just paranoid.

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    synp  9 months ago

    You should not be feeding a puppy pizza

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    Jesy Bertz  9 months ago

    I would want to be wealthy enough to put the “National Enquirer” out of business.

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    thetraveller4  9 months ago

    Now THERE’S a worthy endeavor, Jesy…and I’m not being sarcastic. I mean it….after ’em!!

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    Troglodyte  9 months ago

    Rat brings the “filthy” into lucre.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member 9 months ago

    For a moment, I thought Pig was asking if he could get extra pizza money, in trade for his puppy!

    But no, this is Pig we’re talking about….

    not Rat.

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    EcurbYkspohs  9 months ago

    Being Happy is an inside job ;-) …… Croc Power !

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 9 months ago

    If I were to have the money for every time I wanted a pizza, it would have to be a million dollars.

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    chris_weaver  9 months ago

    And pepperoni! Don’t forget the pepperoni!

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    mjb515  9 months ago

    That is for one day.

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    Plumbob Wilson  9 months ago

    Ewwwwww. Puppy pizza. That’s sick.

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    dwane.scoty1  9 months ago

    Seeing as you guys are sitting @ the Abyss, what happens when your wish is denied? Hope the Crocs are down there!

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    Lenavid  9 months ago

    It’s not the destination, it’s the journey. And if the journey requires abandoning centered relationships, happiness may be elusive.

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    aerotica69  9 months ago

    I’d be cool with that……if the pizza was delivered in a 14K box and the couch was in a hut on Parrot Cay.

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    GeifuKe  9 months ago

    How much money is necessary to give to Stephan to make him happy enough to write at least one REALLY humorous strip every THREE DAYS for the next 5 years?

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    SusieB  9 months ago

    According to a study done a few years back, $75K is the magic number

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    mattro53  9 months ago

    I’ll see your couch and pizza and raise you a small greenhouse and a kick-ass stereo.

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    sarah413 Premium Member 9 months ago

    NO PINEAPPLE on a pizza. It’s an abomination and an affront to all of those Neapolitan’s who gave the world pizza. No, deep dish pizza is not a pizza. Don’t even try.

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    Herb L 1954  9 months ago

    Is there bacon on his pizza?

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    Bilan  9 months ago

    Rat is definitely right on this one. You could trade the mansion for a lifetime supply of pizza and beer.

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    Charlie Tuba  9 months ago

    What kind of pizza?

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    zeexenon  9 months ago

    Not during this administration.

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    ayespin  9 months ago

    The other option would be “sapient” which would be very scary.

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    SheMc  9 months ago

    We all love Pig♡♡♡

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    Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member 9 months ago

    I’ve got a mangy old tomcat you can have for free.

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    Kind&Kinder  9 months ago

    Rat just wants dough, either green or crusty!

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    Now, don’t be greedy, Pig You don’t want to end up like Rat, do you? Besides, I think you are not ready to care for a puppy 24/7….

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    wiatr Premium Member 9 months ago

    Ooh, ooh, can I get enough for a ’57 Dodge Custom Royal?

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    57BelAir  9 months ago

    10 million would barely just get the fleet of cars that I would get.

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    WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago

    I think I’ll run for a political office. My campaign slogan: A Puppy and a Pizza in every house.

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