Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 23, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 1 year ago

    About a week ago, when Rat was threatening his neighbor with a spear, I said a neighbor would outmatch him with a shotgun. I seriously underestimated the firepower available.

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    Rod Gonzalez  over 1 year ago

    You deserved that and more, Rat.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Don’t give Trump any ideas.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Getting back to panel 3, reporting somebody for tweeting something bad?

    As if that’s ever going to do any good.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Looks like someone took the concept of a “flame war” a bit too literally.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    I think this is reminding me of a Looney Tunes episode: Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck keep thwarting each other with a bigger weapon until the former has the last laugh.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Rat, take a lesson from Cleo and Company on Sherpa. Cleo is never the loser in an arms race.

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    GeifuKe  over 1 year ago

    Hey Neighbor Bob, my rocket launcher is BIGGER than your measly flame-thrower. Plus, ACME now gives me a free monthly supply of their best rockets.—Wile E Coyote, SUPER GENIUS

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    PekCheeYong  over 1 year ago

    Hmm. Rat is still standing.

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    In a Twitter war, someone is bound to get burned! You of all creatures should know this, Rat!

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    Yontrop  over 1 year ago

    Where is guard duck when you need him?

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    dwane.scoty1  over 1 year ago

    Unlike a real war, a Twitter war is between who is the biggest Flaming Butt-wipe!

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    Imaginarium  over 1 year ago

    Burnt Rat Um Um Good ! …… Croc Power !

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    mjb515  over 1 year ago

    Only twits pay much attention to Twitter.

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    FassEddie  over 1 year ago

    Hide the Ammonium Nitrate…

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    joegee  over 1 year ago

    What ever happened to the flamethrowers that Elon Musk was going to sell online?

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    tripwire45  over 1 year ago

    They always do.

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    aerotica69  over 1 year ago

    I can think of a few twittiot wars that should end like that instead of all over the “news” pages.

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    8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83  over 1 year ago

    One of my brothers wanted to go to a costume party with working crossbow…

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    rmercer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Twitter should implement virtual torching. Within a week half of their users would be gone, and the right half!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wow, Rat, has finally met his match

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Rat got flamed.

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    dadlivonia  over 1 year ago

    Rat has met his match

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    Herb L 1954  over 1 year ago

    Fricasseed rat.Yum ;(

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    Future Reuben Recipient  over 1 year ago

    don’t all twitter wars escalate that quickly?

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    Al Nala  over 1 year ago

    Neighbor Bob has Rat’s number.

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    hariseldon59  over 1 year ago

    Nice to see Rat get his butt kicked for a change.

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    InuYugiHakusho  over 1 year ago

    How soon until Twitter wars actually escalate to these levels?

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    BrianFletcher  over 1 year ago

    He got it from Elon Musk…

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    dwkiser28603  over 1 year ago

    I think Pelosi should have the flame thrower and trump a squirt gun in this situation

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Flame Wars are flame wars for real, with this new and nastier Neighbor Bob!

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