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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2019

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    Kveldulf  10 months ago

    Laziness is a sin? I always thought of it as my greatest virtue!

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 10 months ago

    Frugality is not synonymous with greed.

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    Otto Knowbetter  10 months ago

    I’m not lazy, I just have a terrible fear of being tired.

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    odd90745  10 months ago

    Long as Rat is not drinking low calorie beer.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago

    Very creative of Rat to use psychology on himself as a workout motivator. Sort of like blowing on your own sail.

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    Nuliajuk  10 months ago

    Wouldn’t parsimonious be a better description than greedy?

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    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    If you’ve joined the gym, Rat, you’re already paying the monthly fee, so you might as well go to the gym and get your money’s worth! Try taking a hot shower and then stretching out on a bench (by which I mean, just lie there)….

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    Troglodyte  10 months ago

    All that exercise will only result in a leaner, meaner Rat!

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member 10 months ago

    You never look at me when we talk.

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    SmokedLamb  10 months ago

    Remember, Jesus died for our sins, so if we don’t do any sinning we’ve made him look like a fool.

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    mjb515  10 months ago

    “I am well acquainted with the the Seven Deadly Sins.I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in "

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    wingalls  10 months ago

    I’m having trouble following the logic of this conversation, (and it’s not because of the grammar error in the first panel). He joined an expensive gym that he knows he won’t go to because he’s greedy? Huh?

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    EcurbYkspohs  10 months ago

    The all new Rat developmental course …$19.95 plus S+H ……………Croc Power !

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    jel354  10 months ago

    Any vice can drive one to succeed if used properly, like anger or spite to channel into achieving things after someone repeatedly calls one “stupid.”

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    Adiraiju  10 months ago

    “I may be a craven little coward, but I’m a GREEEEEEEEEDY craven little coward!”

    -Daffy Duck

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    samhuff  10 months ago

    IIRC President Regan said “Greed is good.” Republican virtues.

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    DCBakerEsq  10 months ago

    Is there sin in the Afterlife? So, no free will either, huh?

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    ayespin  10 months ago

    Reminds me of Aesop’s fairy tale of “The Grasshopper and the Ant.”

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    whiteaj  10 months ago

    The one that will survive is the one rat feeds.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  10 months ago

    I chew gum for exercise!

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    WendellFouts  10 months ago

    LOL. Same thing happened when I got a new boat. Started sailing more.

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    Seed_drill  10 months ago

    I hate going into work so much that the delay a morning workout provides is perfect motivation.

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    chris_weaver  10 months ago

    Letting your sins battle each other burns calories!

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