Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 04, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Bob, throw a pot of hot coffee in his face.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Rat, would you just make your order, please? Pig is hungry.

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    B UTTONS  about 1 month ago

    Bob, time to Skillet Rat.

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    Alexikakos  about 1 month ago


    You can go back to here for the recipe I hope Bob is using.



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    Bilan  about 1 month ago

    No need to worry, Bob. Nobody’s going to get chaotic with the person that makes their pancakes.

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    hariseldon59  about 1 month ago

    I hope Rat isn’t planning to harpoon a side order of bacon!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Stay back! I have a spatula and I know how to use it. I’ll flip you like you’ve never been flipped before!

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    Kind&Kinder  about 1 month ago

    Where’s the Pied Piper when you need him?!?

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    Troglodyte  about 1 month ago

    There are some points about Rat that I simply can’t stand!

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    mjb515  about 1 month ago

    “The pikes must be together by the rising of the moon!”

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    GuntherGrass  about 1 month ago

    The Spear-Rat of 2019

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    dwane.scoty1  about 1 month ago

    What? No Corny puns today?

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    EcurbYkspohs  about 1 month ago

    Rat beware of the Croc in the corner ;-)

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    richkinn  about 1 month ago

    It would be pointless to use a spatula against a spear…

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    Spacetech  about 1 month ago

    Don’t forget your order of bacon Rat.

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    jonesbeltone  about 1 month ago

    Where do I sign-I want a spear.

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    Lenavid  about 1 month ago

    We’re not all the way there, yet, Pastis. It’s a gradual decline. Might not be a bad idea to get a CCL, though.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  about 1 month ago

    I love how everyone thinks that the answer to “the world descending into chaos” is MORE chaos. That only ends when everyone is dead. So, please, everyone – get a gun, arm up – turn every damn little confrontation into a major one. Its kill or be killed – even if the only so-called “offense” is not getting hot sauce for your tacos:

    We’re doomed as a society. Effin’ doomed.

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    Oge  about 1 month ago

    Three spear carriers in search of an opera.

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    johndifool  about 1 month ago

    Will they be hunting a certain white whale?

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    Woybff  about 1 month ago

    And this is why Pearls is my favorite comic strip.

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    thelost wizard  about 1 month ago

    Pig might want to get his order to go.

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    car2ner  about 1 month ago

    I heard a podcast about how life will come apart if we completely loose our electrical power grid completely. My hubby and I decided that we’d end up being in the first wave of people to die…so make mine a short stack , bacon crispy please and yes I’d like a refill on coffee.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Never bring a spatula to a spear fight?

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    WmCraft Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Make as many as you can and stuff them into a back pack!

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    SpicyNacho Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Rat better be careful or the café will become a no spear zone and only the bat &^%$ Nuts people will have spears.

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    chris_weaver  about 1 month ago

    Fergodsssakes, don’t burn the pancakes!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    When spatulas are outlawed, only outlaws will have spatulas…

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Protect your rights, join the NSA today! (NOT the National Security Agency)

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    Sharon L. Smatusek Harris  about 1 month ago

    Spears don’t kill people. Rats kill people.

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    konjiki  about 1 month ago

    how do spears fit into open-carry laws?

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    Old Guy  about 1 month ago

    Rat is ready for World War 4, because that’s what we’ll be using.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 month ago

    Sign up now, Neighbor Bob-the-chef! Your Rat needs you! It’s the patriotic thing to do.

    And you get to carry one of these fine S-19 fully-automatic spears!

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    Johnny Q Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Reminds me of the pirate restaurant in ONE PIECE. (Anime rocks!)

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    mrrescueguy51  about 1 month ago

    I’m surprised that pig isn’t having a side of bacon

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