Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 20, 2018


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Don’t forget all the beer you’re going to leave behind.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Somebody needs to get a string trimmer out on these cliff ends! Sloppy!

    Pig, better to have cheesed and died, than never to have cheesed at all.

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    B UTTONS  almost 2 years ago

    Heard in heaven after Pig dies: I’ll have a ham and goat cheese …

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    DarthDurinsBANEling  almost 2 years ago

    Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Cheesius the unconsumed?

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    kaffekup   almost 2 years ago

    Pig, you may run into George Costanza, eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.

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    chris_weaver  almost 2 years ago

    Surely Pig has heard that cheeses is in Heaven!

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    GROG Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I hope it’s one big pork processing plant.

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    arenicejam  almost 2 years ago

    Cheese is in Heaven and so is Pizza!

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    Jesy Bertz  almost 2 years ago

    If heaven is a big cheese factory, then that’s Gouda enough for me!

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    rogthedodge1  almost 2 years ago

    All we are saying is “Give cheese a chance”.

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    gbars70  almost 2 years ago

    I’m lactose intolerant, but if an unlimited supply of lactaid medication is made available, I’d be fine with that.

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    n54077zt  almost 2 years ago

    spoiler alert: it’s not

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    Imaginarium  almost 2 years ago

    Pig you must have Wine with your cheese !

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    What a cheesy regret!

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    Doctor Toon  almost 2 years ago

    All eternity spent singing

    “What a friend we have in cheeses; shredded, sliced, and stick and block…”
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    mjb515  almost 2 years ago

    So Pig is going to die of constipation.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    … where they cut it in large chunks.

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    naplllp  almost 2 years ago

    It’s run by Steve Urkel.

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    Dave M  almost 2 years ago

    Mmmm…ham and cheese.

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    jlsnell327  almost 2 years ago

    I think you want to go to Wisconsin…

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    Stocky One  almost 2 years ago

    They’re still building it… Brick by Brick.

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    e.groves  almost 2 years ago

    When I leave, I hope my regrets don’t come with me.

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    SusieB  almost 2 years ago

    Heard on the news this morning, that there is actually a huge cheese surplus in the US, with tons in cold storage. May have to be trashed if it’s not sold. Another casualty of the Trump tariffs. Countries, such as Mexico, that used to be huge consumers no longer are.

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    russef  almost 2 years ago

    Pig & Cheese?? What’s Rat have to say?

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    hariseldon59  almost 2 years ago

    I’m hoping that heaven is one big Cheesecake Factory.

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    Troglodyte  almost 2 years ago

    Depends, Pig. For some, that could be hell!

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    Masterskrain  almost 2 years ago

    Well, OF COURSE there’s cheese in Heaven! Want proof? Look at a block of Swiss Cheese. Why do you think it’s “Holey”??? (groan!)

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    loveabulldesign  almost 2 years ago

    guess that would be cow hell, then

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    Greyhame  almost 2 years ago

    Brought to you by the Kraft factory in Israel, the cheeses of Nazareth.

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    johndifool  almost 2 years ago

    Just heed the warnings of the Gouda Louda’s when you arrive, Pig…

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    agvarga Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “the world that you haven’t consumed”??? I’M CALLING THE GRAMMAR POLICE!!!!

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    agvarga Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    SB: Because in the world, there will still be cheese that I haven’t consumed

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    Future Reuben Recipient  almost 2 years ago

    same here, pig. same here.

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    majorpain1251  almost 2 years ago

    Cheese and Bacon, Pig. Cheese and Bacon

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    dcmotrl Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Those of us who are turophiles (cheesofiliacs) hope for this sort of great beyond. However, we also hope for the avoidance of common adverse results of such affineur practices. I also hope for smooth moves.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Being a cheesy pig will make him a squeezey pig.

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    Bucinka  almost 2 years ago

    Pig nailed it. #longlivecheese

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 2 years ago

    I’m taking as much of it with me as I can carry. #HeavenIsBeerandCheese

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    I has seen the Enemy!  almost 2 years ago

    Wallace and Gromit will beat you to it.

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    streetbeater  almost 2 years ago

    Look out Goat, here comes the Grammar Nazi… " …if COMMA when I die, …"

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    Buspopcod  almost 2 years ago

    “And leave a note for the milkman. NO MORE CHEESE!”. Steve McCroskey in Airplane

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So much cheese, so little time…

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    cheap_day_return  almost 2 years ago

    pig is going to Wisconsin.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 2 years ago

    Now we know who cut the cheese!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 2 years ago

    I rather regret the things I’ve done, then the things I haven’t done. Unfortunately, I’ve done both.

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    todyoung Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Ripley (today) claims that “cheddar cheese contains more tryptophan than turkey.” Goodnight, Pig.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Boy, this is one cheesy cartoon.

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    Oh, man, Cartoon-Boy! What a cheesy comic strip this is!

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