Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 10, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 3 years ago

    Rat should be doing time for assault.

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    B UTTONS  almost 3 years ago

    Rat’s other fingers curled up in fear of Rat trying to strike an accord

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  almost 3 years ago

    good try on the comeback, Bob

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    gocomics  almost 3 years ago

    OK, if I point a finger at someone, three more are pointed at me. That means three times three of 9 are pointed back at the pointers, 27 fingers are pointed at them, 81 at those people, and so on. There are about 80 billion fingers on the planet, so we’re going to run out of fingers after 23 recursive finger pointings!

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    Adiraiju  almost 3 years ago

    I usually use one finger on each hand.

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    peggykb9  almost 3 years ago

    After Sunday’s touching tribute to Edee, we are now back to our regularly-scheduled mayhem.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Rat’s only grievance is that he hasn’t been invited.

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    chris_weaver  almost 3 years ago

    And Rat responds with five-fingered diplomacy.

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    Breadboard  almost 3 years ago

    Another case of Rat being Rat…… and the judge wasn’t going to look at the 27 glossy photos with the circles and arrows :-)

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    Gabryel Frost  almost 3 years ago

    He needed that !

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    Spacetech  almost 3 years ago

    Hmmm… that was a Right… hit…

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    Comicness7  almost 3 years ago

    How does Pastis write this stuff when his dog is gone?

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Good work, Rat. He deserved that.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I support, Rat, on this one

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    Perkycat  almost 3 years ago

    If Rat were nicer, neighbor Bob would invite him to the party.

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    Yakety Sax  almost 3 years ago

    Keep honking, I’m reloading

    Here’s an interesting development.

    A friend just received a jury summons for a U.S. District court. The summons came with a questionnaire to see if he would be considered qualified to sit on a jury for a federal court case. The questionnaire included a startling question, namely: Do you display bumper stickers on your vehicle, and if so, what are they? It just so happens our friend does have a bumper sticker on his truck, to wit: “Keep honking, I’m reloading.”

    Har dee har, very funny, right? Somehow I think he’s not going to be called for jury duty.This made Don and I wonder… what would happen if someone said they have a pro-_____________ bumper sticker on their vehicle? We suspect it would not disqualify them for serving on a U.S. District Court jury. But support the Second Amendment? Whoo baby, can’t have domestic terrorists serving as jurors! What this also means, we decided, was if our friend ever (God forbid) had to appear in court as a defendant, he would be judged by “peers” who think nothing like him.

    Just something to think about as we enter the new year.

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 3 years ago

    Rat is obviously a Five Finger Death Punch fan.

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    Random Lurker Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    As somebody who needs to wake up early in the morning for work, I am 200% on Rat’s side. (“But,” I hear you say, “how can you be any more than 100% for anything? The math doesn’t work out!” To which I respond, “Hit him twice!”

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    I suppose I should criticize Rat for his violent bellicosity, but, hey, it was just a Neighbor Bob, and we all know Neighbor Bobs are expendable and replaceable….

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    jonesbeltone  almost 3 years ago

    Hit him again!

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    rgcviper  almost 3 years ago

    I’ve always liked this “three finger” quote. However, leave it to Rat to make it more … physical … than I’m used to.

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    Alien-X  almost 3 years ago

    Neighbor Bob had it coming.

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