Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2018


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 4 months ago

    Tell that to the CFL team in Edmonton.

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    knight1192a  4 months ago

    Don’t try singing We Wish You a Merry Christmas as he’ll probably attack you for wishing a merry Christmas instead of an all inclusive holiday greeting.

    And doesn’t this guy know that Eskimo covers the Inuit, Inupiat, and Yupik. The term refers to indigenous peoples of the polar regions in Siberia, Canada, and Alaska, not specifically to one group.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  4 months ago

    What will be the next “politically correct” Christmas song? “Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht”?

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    B UTTONS  4 months ago

    Can’t sing about Rudolph, you’ll have the anti-bullying and body shaming groups picketing; no decking the halls, or you’ll get the LGBT after you for gay apparel; no more Winter Wonderland as some people don’t feel the need to be married; can’t call for the Little Drummer Boy, body shaming and equal gender rights groups will protest.

    Why can’t we all agree and wish each other peace on (and above) Earth and goodwill to all man and animal kind. And enjoy all of the movies and songs of yore, no matter if it is not 2018 politically correct.

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    chris_weaver  4 months ago

    If Pig is beat up now, wait till he goes shopping!

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    Z51 Premium Member 4 months ago

    You’re losing control MR PASTIS, the RAT will win!

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ooooh! Right in the Oompa-loompas.

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    garcoa  4 months ago

    I believe some people don’t like to hear the old favorites

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    comic4matt  4 months ago

    It’s ever so nice to see how tolerant the left is…

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    Alexikakos  4 months ago


    One of the best anyone-can-be-offended-because-only-they-know-what-offends-them songs ever.

    Phil Harris “The Thing” (2 Minutes 22 Seconds)



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    PICTO  4 months ago

    Inuits roasting on an open fire doesn’t have the same imagery as chestnuts.

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  12. Wabbit ico  4 months ago

    The guys booting of Swine spells the word Inuit as “in nut”

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  4 months ago

    The war on Christmas continues /s

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Holy female bovine revered by Hindus! That must hurt!

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    EcurbYkspohs  4 months ago

    Same as yesterday “Rat” bat that blond haired freak !

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    Katsuro Premium Member 4 months ago

    The word “eskimos” doesn’t refer to Inuits specifically, though. It’s a collective word for Inuits, Yupiks and a few other people. Telling people “Say ‘Inuit,’ not ’eskimo” is like saying that everyone previously called “American Indian” is now to be called “Apache.”

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    TwilightFaze  4 months ago

    I say if people want to be offended, let them be all Grinchy all they want. The world doesn’t revolve around whiners like this guy who thinks it should cater to their paper-thin feelings. If it’s a problem, take it out on your therapist not the world around you. (Had to deal with a neighbor yesterday who was a total grouch about political correctness acting like his way was the only right way. Still fuming.)

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    thelost wizard  4 months ago

    That Jack Frost character was outed by the Me Too Movement.

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    azzir  4 months ago

    Besides, “Inuit” doesn’t rhyme with “nose.”

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    Gent  4 months ago

    What a violent snowflake!

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    Gent  4 months ago

    This thin skinned outrage guy reminds me of a thin skinned outrage troll on the comment boards. He’s so outraged he wants everyone who has an opinion contrary to his own, or those who say something he likes not, to be silenced.

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    Ratbrat  4 months ago

    Just wait till Pig sings “Baby it’s cold outside”.

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    aerotica69  4 months ago

    Look, if we’re going to start killing innocent holiday songs, can we start with “Every kiss begins with Kay”?

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    Johnny Potseed  4 months ago

    It’s not just “eskimo”.Jack Frost … male domination.yuletide … clearly white nationalism; at least eurocentric.folks … non-inclusive.Four more reasons to ban Christmas.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 4 months ago

    And you say there’s no ‘war on Christmas’!

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    YippiKiAyMofo  4 months ago

    Telling someone that you’re dreaming of a white Christmas can get you clobbered, too.

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    jpayne4040  4 months ago

    This is both funny and sad!

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    car2ner  4 months ago

    Just wait until they take on Deck the Halls…and don we now our gay apparel.

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    baronscrypt666  4 months ago

    Why does pig keep going back to this house?

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    JamesRose  4 months ago

    To rhyme with “Inuit” Jack Frost could be nipping at the slang term for a woman’s chest!

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    SquawkTron  4 months ago

    Peace on Earth is hard to come by these days, Pig.

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    8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83  4 months ago

    Stephan, I love you! You make my day.

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    Radish Premium Member 4 months ago

    I knew it!

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    splinterexpert  4 months ago

    gay apparel

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    WmCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Pastis – you’re messing with us again…

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    well-i-never  4 months ago

    “…and folks dressed up like indigenous peoples of the polar regions.” Yeah, that’s smooth.

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    bxclent Premium Member 4 months ago

    next they will go after “Baby It’s cold outside”……oh wait……never mind :(

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    ajnotales  4 months ago

    Oooo … Looks like Pig got kicked right in his chestnuts!

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    diverleo  4 months ago

    I appreciate Pearls taking on the ridiculous PC objections to everything. It’s our obligation to push back.Merry Christmas everyone.

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    Perkycat  4 months ago

    When will all this ridiculousness pass??

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 4 months ago

    I will have Nunavut, I just don’t like word play.

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    TheDOCTOR  4 months ago

    I don’t recall anyone talking trash on Mel Torme when he wrote ‘The Christmas Song’ (Chestnuts roasting…..etc.)I’d love to hear Stan Freeburg’s take on “Commercializing Christmas”. And if these songs are so terrible then Why do radio stations play them 24/7 from after Thanksgiving until Christmas Day? Plus if you don’t like them, there’s a small device on said radio called an OFF SWITCH.

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    markmoss1  4 months ago

    The next comic should be a Yup’ik clobbering Politically Correct Guy for calling him an Inuit. That’s like calling a Frenchman “German”.

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    AndrewSihler  4 months ago

    I think the words are garbled a bit, isn’t the line “Chipmunks roasting on an open fire” etc.?

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    JohnLewis3  4 months ago

    They better NOT ask you to leave the comics page. First one I read every day

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    dutchs  4 months ago

    Happy ChrismaHannaKwanzakah

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    Pig’s line in the last panel reminds me of Linus’ “Christmas is not only getting too commercial, it’s getting too dangerous”.

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    DanielMolitor  4 months ago

    Hey, Pig, whatchu mean by that “nipping at your nose” comment?

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    DCBakerEsq  4 months ago

    If it ain’t PC, it ain’t funny.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  4 months ago

    Aw, heck with it! There’s a lot of touchy, too easily triggered, people of all persuasions these days. So I just say, “Merry Saturnalia and a Happy Winter Solstice!” What’s wrong with that?

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    Daeder Premium Member 4 months ago

    Is there a war on Christmas, or is Christmas warring with us?

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    Scratchy18  4 months ago

    I doubt most people who would say what he did knows what the Inuit are, their lifestyle, beliefs, or fun. At all.

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    mjb515  4 months ago

    Speaking of “chestnuts”, that is where Pig’s are after that kick.

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    Brain Pudding Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ah, the tolerant left….

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    largeungulate  4 months ago

    did pig just get kicked in the jewels?!

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Too violent for Comic Strip Censor Guy? Cartoon-Boy lets the PC guy wail on Pig, while Rat gets off free? Shame!

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    rwstyles1234  4 months ago

    Sic guard duck on the idiot.

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    Steve L  4 months ago

    Or dressed up like a certain football team. Although linebackers singing carols on my doorstep is disturbing.

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    Steve L  4 months ago

    A friend is Inuk, a Member of the Order Of Canada, told me Inuit means the people, according to him, people not just specific First Nations folks.

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    comics001  4 months ago

    Someone is very misinformed.

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    jmillerqld Premium Member 4 months ago

    Baby, it’s cold outside.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Actually, there are multiple native tribes in Alaska and Inuit is only one of them.

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