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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 09, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 3 months ago

    I wouldn’t mind the chips but the cheese would be too much.

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    knight1192a  3 months ago

    Pig’s is more realistic.

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    alaskajohn1  3 months ago

    At least Pig didn’t want chili cheese nachos.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nachos are the new manna .

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 3 months ago

    I believe I will get…a sunny day in Seattle tomorrow?

    Most of what I believe I will get, are things I don’t want to come true.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Sorry Pig, this is nacho day for free nachos.

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    If your microwave is on top of the refrigerator and you are clumsy, then yes, nachos fall from the sky. I live in a small apartment with a small refrigerator.

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    Z51 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Never had one BUT I’m sure they are healthy!

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    Kyle of Lochalsh  3 months ago

    Thought Paris would ask for peace for all Goatkind!

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    Well, Goat, Pig is much more likely to get his wish than you are.

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    chris_weaver  3 months ago

    Then, suddenly – NACHOS!

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    This is pretty much the premise of “The Secret”… Not sure it works, though. :D

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    Adiraiju  3 months ago

    Pig might get HIS wish…

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    SquawkTron  3 months ago

    I could go for some nachos right about now.

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    EcurbYkspohs  3 months ago

    Should of had one last panel…..showing Larry Croc catching Nachos with a fish net !

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    hangedman  3 months ago

    Ace of Coins + Queen of Cups.

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    mjb515  3 months ago

    So Goat wants death to all mankind?

    That is only way you get peace in a world with billions of people with free will.

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    dadoctah  3 months ago

    Despite popular opinion, peace for all mankind doesn’t just drop from the sky either.

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    tripwire45  3 months ago

    You’ll get nachos long before peace on earth, if, for no other reason, than nachos are easier to make.

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    stormwagemaker  3 months ago

    Sadly, no.

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    aerotica69  3 months ago

    A connecting principle

    Linked to the invisible

    Almost imperceptible

    Something inexpressible

    Science insusceptible

    Logic so inflexible

    Causally connectible

    Yet nothing is invincible

    - Gordon Sumner

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    F-Flash  3 months ago

    You can purchase edible Nachos with cheese, jalepenos, and the works at my Valero station. Get you some of that!

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    LameHawk  3 months ago

    Nachos for machos!

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    scpandich  3 months ago

    My favorite version of the “peace for all mankind” wish was on the X-Files. Mulder met a genie, wished for world peace, and every human being on the planet except him vanished.

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    Greyhame  3 months ago

    If ya pass through Joplin on Route 66, drop me a line and I’ll tell ya where to get BBQ pulled pork nachos that will curl yer toes! Paired with a decent bock and live music.

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    joefearsnothing  3 months ago

    Nacho sharpest pencil in the box! ;o]

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    Whizzer42  3 months ago

    Is Pastis, left-handed?

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 3 months ago

    You wish

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    Packratjohn Premium Member 3 months ago

    Even if there were no other issues left unresolved, we’d fight over nachos…

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    -_Fox_-  3 months ago

    Since when do nachos not fall out of the sky?! confused WHA?!!!!! singing how could this happen to meh!

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    hariseldon59  3 months ago

    Maybe Pig should have wished for peas. (Peas for all mankind.)

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    Sharon L. Smatusek Harris  3 months ago

    Sure — Manna from Heaven = Biblical Nachos

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    cmforzetting  3 months ago

    Even sillier than the “Name I and Claim it” bizarre perversion of Christianity – at least in that case, they believe that the personal God is listening to their requests, where this assumes that the Universe will adjust to fulfill their wishes, even though it was the result of random chance.

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    WF11  3 months ago

    One would usually not want to eat something that falls from the sky!

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    SR  3 months ago

    Politics free comic comment sections.

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    pchemcat  3 months ago

    The end of all animal abuse. Yes, even if it means death to all animal abusers.

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    B UTTONS  3 months ago

    The “Synchronicity Theory” does not work. We “wrote” down a hope for a functional government on Tuesday, and we wound up with manic-depressive dysfunctionality – Trump – Pelosi – McConnell.

    Perhaps Pig has the right idea … drop them from the sky.

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    sarah413 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nachos are over rated. Fight me.

    A good single malt, on the other hand…. Not a peaty/smokey one, though.

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    Bookworm  3 months ago

    Sorry, guys. But Robert Heinlein got this one right. TANSTAAFL. (It actually predates Heinlein, but he made it work for the Free State of Luna.)

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    wllilly1960  3 months ago

    …Nacho, nacho, Pig! I’ve got to be a nacho Pig! BURRPP

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Pig stands a much better chance of getting his wish than does Goat. There’s probably a lesson somewhere in this.

    Meanwhile, I’ll be looking up to the sky, just in case, Pig….

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