Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 09, 2018

I wouldn’t mind the chips but the cheese would be too much.

Pig’s is more realistic.

At least Pig didn’t want chili cheese nachos.

Nachos are the new manna .

I believe I will get…a sunny day in Seattle tomorrow?

Most of what I believe I will get, are things I don’t want to come true.

Sorry Pig, this is nacho day for free nachos.

If your microwave is on top of the refrigerator and you are clumsy, then yes, nachos fall from the sky. I live in a small apartment with a small refrigerator.

Well, Goat, Pig is much more likely to get his wish than you are.

Then, suddenly – NACHOS!

This is pretty much the premise of “The Secret”… Not sure it works, though. :D

Pig might get HIS wish…

Should of had one last panel…..showing Larry Croc catching Nachos with a fish net !

Ace of Coins + Queen of Cups.

So Goat wants death to all mankind?

That is only way you get peace in a world with billions of people with free will.

Despite popular opinion, peace for all mankind doesn’t just drop from the sky either.

You’ll get nachos long before peace on earth, if, for no other reason, than nachos are easier to make.

Sadly, no.

A connecting principle

Linked to the invisible

Almost imperceptible

Something inexpressible

Science insusceptible

Logic so inflexible

Causally connectible

Yet nothing is invincible

- Gordon Sumner

You can purchase edible Nachos with cheese, jalepenos, and the works at my Valero station. Get you some of that!

My favorite version of the “peace for all mankind” wish was on the X-Files. Mulder met a genie, wished for world peace, and every human being on the planet except him vanished.

If ya pass through Joplin on Route 66, drop me a line and I’ll tell ya where to get BBQ pulled pork nachos that will curl yer toes! Paired with a decent bock and live music.

Nacho sharpest pencil in the box! ;o]

Is Pastis, left-handed?

You wish

Even if there were no other issues left unresolved, we’d fight over nachos…

Since when do nachos not fall out of the sky?! confused WHA?!!!!! singing how could this happen to meh!

Maybe Pig should have wished for peas. (Peas for all mankind.)

Even sillier than the “Name I and Claim it” bizarre perversion of Christianity – at least in that case, they believe that the personal God is listening to their requests, where this assumes that the Universe will adjust to fulfill their wishes, even though it was the result of random chance.

One would usually not want to eat something that falls from the sky!

Politics free comic comment sections.

The end of all animal abuse. Yes, even if it means death to all animal abusers.

The “Synchronicity Theory” does not work. We “wrote” down a hope for a functional government on Tuesday, and we wound up with manic-depressive dysfunctionality – Trump – Pelosi – McConnell.

Perhaps Pig has the right idea … drop them from the sky.

Nachos are over rated. Fight me.

A good single malt, on the other hand…. Not a peaty/smokey one, though.

Sorry, guys. But Robert Heinlein got this one right. TANSTAAFL. (It actually predates Heinlein, but he made it work for the Free State of Luna.)

…Nacho, nacho, Pig! I’ve got to be a nacho Pig! BURRPP

Pig stands a much better chance of getting his wish than does Goat. There’s probably a lesson somewhere in this.

Meanwhile, I’ll be looking up to the sky, just in case, Pig….