Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 13, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  about 3 years ago

    Why Tom Cruise broke up with all his wives and now only dates short women.

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    SomeOtherGocomicsGuy  about 3 years ago

    The way to be great:

    Be me.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 3 years ago

    you most certainly do, Rat, and you never stop doing so

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    santa72404  about 3 years ago

    Someone should smack your knack!

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    Robin Harwood  about 3 years ago

    That should work.

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    wiatr Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Planning a run at the Presidency?

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    Breadboard  about 3 years ago

    Be a Croc :-)

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    KennethJohnson  about 3 years ago

    Works for the present POTUS not for US.

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    F-Flash  about 3 years ago

    How is greatness measured? By your service to others.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Presidential speech writer

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    DaBoogadie Premium Member about 3 years ago

    It would suck to be anybody but me.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Only belittle the people who deserve it.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The Bard has given us all the advice that need be offered on this topic: “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon ’em.”

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    hariseldon59  about 3 years ago

    Sadly, there are too many people who can’t feel good about themselves unless they’re belittling others.

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    SusieB  about 3 years ago

    Very Trumpian advice.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member about 3 years ago

    KennethJohnson It doesn’t work for the president either. People who actually feel superior don’t need to keep telling people about it. That’s only required if you are really insecure that you are even mediocre and hoping that you can convince people otherwise.

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    OldIndy  about 3 years ago

    It works for Trump.

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    tripwire45  about 3 years ago

    Greatness is realizing that you have something unique to offer the world while recognizing and supporting the greatness in others.

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    the lost wizard  about 3 years ago

    Rat is correct. Surround yourself with a mediocre and pandering staff and you will feel great about yourself. Anyone who gets the least out of line can be fired and so the cycle continues. This reminds me of someone, but I can’t think of the name at the moment.

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    diskus Premium Member about 3 years ago

    This actually isnt funny. It is how much of human nauture operates these days.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 3 years ago

    A > symbol walked into a bar. The bartender said, “What makes you greater than anyone else?”

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    DCBakerEsq  about 3 years ago

    There are others?

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    chris_weaver  about 3 years ago

    I would have guessed that Rat stole it from a motivational poster at Trump Tower.

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    bigal666  about 3 years ago

    Right out of Trumps playbook.

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    Sisyphos  about 3 years ago

    Rat seems to know what his readers want, anyway.

    Now, about Cartoon-Boy and his audience….

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