Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2018


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Some people don’t understand how important communication is.

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    alaskajohn1  about 1 year ago

    Don’t text when you are behind the wheel, Rat.

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    sirbadger  about 1 year ago

    Was rat planning to wait until the face of the guy behind him turned purple and then use that image as an emoji?

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    jpayne4040  about 1 year ago

    If he had held up traffic any longer Rat might be texting in pieces!

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    chris_weaver  about 1 year ago

    Ambulance drivers can be so short-tempered!

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    Kind&Kinder  about 1 year ago

    That guy has no respect for a fella’s personal space. Luckily, he did.t crawl up your tailpipe!

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    EcurbYkspohs  about 1 year ago

    Rat it could of been the clean up crew from “John Wick”…….beware of the Baba Yaga…….looking like a Croc

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    Adiraiju  about 1 year ago

    I’ve seen people get rammed from behind for not going fast enough at a green light. Why couldn’t it have been Rat?

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    Troglodyte  about 1 year ago

    You’re lucky to be alive, Rat!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I might get a truck horn installed on the Jeep. People are phone addicted and can’t be bothered drive any more. Self driving cars are coming just in time. The nut behind the wheel is loosening more.

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    uniquename  about 1 year ago

    I don’t drive a motorcycle anymore partly because of these idiotic drivers.

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    Sportymonk  about 1 year ago

    I had a guy start honking because I didn’t take off the second the light turned green. Got out, calmly walked back and looked at the bumper. Walked back to him and asked what is the problem. He is irate. I calmly said, oh, I thought there was a problem and my bumper was falling off or something. He continues his tirade. I look at him and I calmly walk back to my car just to start and leave as the light turns yellow, leaving him at a red light. (No I wan’t texting, just not quick enough fo him)

    Stay calm folks.

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    PrairieDog37  about 1 year ago

    Let’s hope Rat doesn’t kill himself driving and texting, or even talking. Where would Pearls be without him?

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    tripwire45  about 1 year ago

    A special place in Hell is reserved for rat.

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    joefearsnothing  about 1 year ago

    This one is too true to be funny!:o{

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    Woybff  about 1 year ago

    We haven’t even brought up the fact that Rat uses emojis. I thought Rat would be the type of guy who would hate emojis.

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    Ermine Notyours  about 1 year ago

    Riding from a bus, you can look down and see other drivers. Twice I’ve seen women typing with both hands on the phone, steering with their knees. Presumably they have cruise control on. Even though I don’t have to drive, I can’t easily type with the phone bouncing around.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Wait, Rat, DRIVES???

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    F-Flash  about 1 year ago

    New App called DriText

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Stupid Rat.

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    Tootsie Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It happened to me after 1 second, and I don’t have a cell phone.

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    B UTTONS  about 1 year ago

    Rat was sending his comments after watching a video during that “last” stop light.

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    TurbosDad  about 1 year ago

    Yeah. Some jacka$$ did that to me the other day! Totally ruined my nap…

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    bennie33801  about 1 year ago

    To be fair he was stopped at the time.

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    eladee  about 1 year ago

    Oh Rat……

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I almost spilled my bowl of cereal when someone did that to me at a stoplight.

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    Sue G  about 1 year ago

    Around here, you don’t dare start the instant the light turns green. You look both ways to make sure everyone is going to stop at the red light. A friend and my niece both learned that the hard way. The friend started, and got hit by a car running the light. My niece started, and got hit by a semi running the light. She still has back trouble. In both cases, their cars were totaled. On a dark morning, I was at a stop light, with a car behind me. The light changed, and I sat there. I could tell that a car was not going to stop because he didn’t even slow down. He went through the red light, the car behind me turned on his flashers and siren, tore around me, and gave chase. I sat there cheering, then went safely on to work.

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    Enrico La Talpa aka Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Texting and honking at the crosslight : two perfect Italians (I am Italian)

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    tejanolasereyes  about 1 year ago

    I think Pig needs to put Guard Duck as a tail on Rat’s butt….and be sure he takes along his rpg…..YesSirReeBobKatTails guard duck will put some punctuation on rat’s manners lesson!….

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    Call me Ishmael  about 1 year ago

    Every imaginable human imperfection can be observed from behind the wheel – including one’s own.

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    Sisyphos  about 1 year ago

    Rat is lucky he wasn’t busted by John Law! Or hospitalized by a ’roid-driven Road Rager!

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    YouBetchaAy  about 1 year ago

    2018 in a nutshell.

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    Ted Wade  about 1 year ago

    And if Rat had been in the car behind he would have waited for the red lighting and pushed the texter into traffic.

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    57BelAir  about 1 year ago

    When you use the horn at a light, the person ALWAYS thinks you are impatient, because they aren’t attentive enough to know you actually waited to honk….they look up and see the green light and incorrectly assume it just changed.

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